Andrew Keys @AndrewKeys
Jack of all trades and Master of none… Joined April 2008-
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CollegeHumor did a video for “what if the speech from the film Independence Day happened today” in 2016…and it has aged really well.
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It’s 2:06am and I have no idea what actual time it is…
One of my favorite childhood entertainment memories. One of my first F&$! around and find out moments. Never looked at older people the same. You don’t know what you don’t know. RIP Bob. You were priceless. Always spay and neuter your pets.
Still gotta fix my banner and profile pic but 15 years on Twitter baby.
My account got hacked by some NFT goofs. Now I lost my banner and profile pic I’ve had for years. @elonmusk you guys gotta have that in some cloud storage right?
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I was Twitter user 54,736. I got in before CNN had a profile. The last few weeks I’ve been watching Elon burn this place to the ground. It’s been a fun run. I hope Twitter makes it through the weekend. #downwiththeship
#Severance is an absolute must watch. Great from start to finish but that finale was one of the best episodes of television I’ve seen in years.
Well #MidnightMass is the best thing I’ve seen on Netflix since the Queens Gambit. Spooky season is upon us. Gonna think about that for a while. #nospoilers
Me looking around for my refund from the IRS from February…..
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I am coming to you live from a Brandon, Mississippi Waffle House. I, a total loser, came in last place in my fantasy football league. As punishment, I spend 24 hours in a Waffle House. Every waffle I eat shaves an hour off the clock. It’s 4:07 Central.
Capitalism and cheap marketing ploys are ruining this country and I for... one... am..... hmm... errr.. I’ll be right back (Drives 115mph to local grocery store)
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What are fun ways you throw away $400? I’ll start. Buy non-refundable tickets to Orlando. Go to the airport. Realize the dates you clicked online were two weeks away from today. Throw $400 at problem to fix problem. If you need me I’ll be waiting for Darwin to finish the job
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