Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee

Occasional sufferer of moderate Charlie Brown level existential angst. Keen amateur tea drinker. Owner of a rapidly slowing metabolism & perpetually wonky legs. etsy.com/uk/listing/107… Joined February 2009

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Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee

2 hours ago

@Dazza197943 Love it or leave it, man.

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4 hours ago

Donald Trump is the third fattest President in history. 3rd out of 47. Not bad. Hark at these big American pies.

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Rydercc64 🖤Never show fear🖤 @rydercc64

22 hours ago

She wins 🏆 the internet for tonight!

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2 days ago

James Blunt is uniquely shit at this, bless 'im. #TheCelebrityTraitors

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3 days ago

@TomK_Brit1993 Bollocks. The country survived every other time he's been to prison for fraud and violence and that. It'll be fine this time too.

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3 days ago

I'm relieved Ross is out. Not because I didn't like him, but because his stress and paranoia level were such that much longer in the castle and his before and after woulda looked like this. #TheCelebrityTraitors

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3 days ago

@RupertLowe10 If you ask them very nicely they might grant you a conjugal visit 💋

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3 days ago

Imagine the odds you woulda got at the start of the season on both sides of Manchester being relegated.

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Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee

4 days ago

@benonwine He'll be fine either way. He goes to jail more than most of us go to Tesco. Home from home.

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4 days ago

@Harry_pitt Racist dwarfs now? Wild.

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4 days ago

@stillvaunted @seanpn89 Of course he was.

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Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee

5 days ago

@phughes76340646 The kind of people won't didn't anyway.

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Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee

5 days ago

I can't believe some of the people who've accepted knighthoods y'know. It's such a riddy man, cutting about expecting people to call you Sir. If you wanna be a knight you should have to wear a ruff in the way folk have to wear an ankle tag. Just to remind em it's ridiculous.

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5 days ago

@cfdownes_ Not so much food for though as bait for idiots though, isn't it really?

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5 days ago

@Tizer42 @johnbarrett2468 They are unbelievably overrated in my opinion.

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5 days ago

"Last week a disaster in bread week..." What did they expect? They'd no business having an inbred week in the first place. #GBBO

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5 days ago

@bluenobby Reads like Grindr profile mate.

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5 days ago

@CatherineMPell @RestoreBritain Scotland isn't voting for a Rupert, that's a riddy.

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Andy Dowling 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 @AndyDee

5 days ago

@StillBuilt88 @_observer_123 No harm to you but you enunciate like an absolute mentalist. I'd claim you were A.I, but A.I sounds more natural than this.