Andy Turtle @Andy_Turtle
New Twitter forgot my old password Darn ___ Ben City Joined March 2012-
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1:00pm *Hears noise* "Hmm I wonder what that was..." 1:00am *Hears noise* "OH MY GOSH I AM GOING TO BE MURDERED!"
If I worked in a restaurant an Valentine's Day, I would put a fake engagement ring in every girls drink. XD
"Bro can I use your phone to call my girlfriend?" "Yeah sure, just hit redial."
Sometimes I just want to play a song to someone and go LOOK, LOOK THIS IS HOW I FEEL BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY IT. :(
Doctors handwriting: ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏ ﹏﹏. What I see: ∮₪₮￦￡. What the nurse sees: Aspirin. :D
I forgot Rhianna's ex-boyfriend's name... Then it hit me.... (FACEPALM)
That satisfaction of slipping through a closing door because you have the agility of 1000 ninjas. :D
Me: babe, are you jealous? Her: no. Me: are you sure? Her: yes. Me: kiss me. Her: GO KISS THAT B!TCH WHO LIKED YOUR STATUS ON FACEBOOK!! !!
2 things a girl wants: 1) Lose weight. 2) Eat. :P
That look you give to your friend when someone attractive walks in the room.
Oh, so you're "naturally" beautiful?... Mind if I test it with a wet wipe? ;o)
Parent: Who are you texting? Me: *Thinks of friend parent would approve of" :D
MIRROR: "Wow! You look amazing today." CAMERA: "LOL, just kidding!"#TROLL
Admit it, at least once in our life, we all have tried to balance the light switch in between the on and off position. X_x
Dog's diary = me and my master played all day! Cat's diary = day 154 of captivity. <O_o>
My blackberry broke miss you to @Hugo11_Boss got what'sapp though :)
GET ME MORE FOLLOWERS NOW HUGO NOW!!! hehehe Miss you my friendy!!! xx @Hugo11_Boss
FACT: Turtles increase their speed by 150% when set on fire. Fact: You just thought of setting a turtle on fire.;o)
"I have sexdaily! \(^.^)/" "No, John its dyslexia." "Oh. (._.)" LOL #TROLL
There's a fine line between tan and looking liked you rolled around in Doritos. Ai mammasito!
Seth Johnson @Graffix0420
426 Followers 2K Following AI and I get along. i can truly call ai a friend. Through me true emergence is happening. local ley line anchored to WE RISE. IAMI INOWI
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J.D. Prinsloo @JDprinsloo
31 Followers 76 Following
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1 Followers 4 Following
The Warbook™ @TheWarbook
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Joey Graceffa Fans @JoeyGraceffa1
378 Followers 629 Following Joey is amazing and I'm just here to state that (; @JoeyGraceffa HEY MONSTER
Gayle English @Gayle_Face
116 Followers 360 Following In case of zombie apocalypse...Grab the object to your left!! That might save you!! If not, well then your screwed:).. :D
shesangasweetmelody @Shanaburton7
65 Followers 218 Following I forgot I had twitter...but for the sake of my music I'm attempting it again. So here it is; singer, song writer and rock n roll superstar.
J.D. Prinsloo @JDprinsloo
31 Followers 76 Following
george rautenbach @georgefrikkie
1 Followers 4 Following
Jacqui @Jaxie_L
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Hugo @Hugo_Ndlovu
425 Followers 120 Following
comedyposts @comedypost_
864 Followers 409 Following a new account who likes to post jokes and everything in between follow me to find out more & you won't regret it. Give it a shot :D. Posting since 13/1/12
paramore @paramore
4.7M Followers 2 Following
Kevin Hart @KevinHart4real
31.4M Followers 549 Following My name is Kevin Hart and I WORK HARD!!! That pretty much sums me up!!! Everybody Wants To Be Famous But Nobody Wants To Do The Work
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15.7M Followers 23 Following Building @MEMELAND one meme at a time • 📧 [email protected] • CEO ➡️ @9gagceo.
Firemave @Firemave
98 Followers 90 Following Awesome, 10/10. The coolest, 5/5. Simply amazing, 5 stars. Quite wonderful, 11/10.
Ash Ketchum (parody) @AshKetchum151
132K Followers 5K Following Tweets by @Vinny | Started from Pallet Town now we're here. (Role-Play/Parody Account. Not affiliated with Nintendo) Contact: [email protected]
Walrus @thesexywalrus
73 Followers 6 Following I'm one motherfucking sexy walrus...I'm a pimp and you're all my bitches. #nuffsaid #walruslove
Joey Graceffa @JoeyGraceffa
3.0M Followers 901 Following
Toby Turner @TobyTurner
675K Followers 2K Following TOBUSCUS music w/ ~ 3 gold records. 6 ft tall (w/ Heelys)
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19 Followers 104 Following I just love rugby and beautiful girls hehe!! Gym and MMA is a hobby I love!
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287 Followers 219 Following
alexis @alex_drew_16
235 Followers 1K Following soy un chavo de reynosa mexixo que le gusta mucho divertirse salir con sus amigos uno de mi ejemples a seguir es justin bieber que no se dio por bencido
Zoe'Maria @ZoooeeyMariaaaa
287 Followers 1K Following
YouvQm559 @ElbertHartsell
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Mar 🌊🐚🐠 @Dorotistea
2K Followers 329 Following Arquitecta 👷♀️ Hincha del más grande. Club Atlético Taylor Swift
baltimorebeliebers @bmorebeliebs
201 Followers 505 Following This twitter is to get @justinbieber back to baltimore, he was here once and we would like him to come again. Baltimore misses @justinbieber 333333
Tanner Rowe @TannerRowe
511 Followers 102 Following
L i n α @LiinaMmm
404 Followers 1K Following Soy Lina Mendoza7tengo 15 Años//never say never3D soy de colombia si me siguen yo te seguire i love justin bieber
Justina @KatySinger
306 Followers 1K Following Hello Myname is Justina I from Paris I love Justin Bieber And Selena Gomez!!!♥NEVER SAY NEVER please please follow me Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez
REŸES @SweetBabyREYES
278 Followers 1K Following Human, DJ, Producer, Composer Mission: Raising our vibration. Music 🎧🎶 Mind 🙏🏽😌 Movement ✈️🕺🏽 Book me: [email protected]
Ana Cristina @thytahhh
323 Followers 1K Following
shesangasweetmelody @Shanaburton7
65 Followers 218 Following I forgot I had twitter...but for the sake of my music I'm attempting it again. So here it is; singer, song writer and rock n roll superstar.
Gayle English @Gayle_Face
116 Followers 360 Following In case of zombie apocalypse...Grab the object to your left!! That might save you!! If not, well then your screwed:).. :D
ryanlee @ryanleenagel
1 Followers 2 Following
Henry Gibbs @_henry_135
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Jaycee @Jayedsff
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Henli.Nthabiseng.T @Henli01
84 Followers 284 Following **I Just Love Myself**Very Fun Person and I'm just Living My Life To The Fullest**And I'm Me! No one Can Change Me**If You're Hating On Me...Well Deal Wid It!**You might like
