ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

GET THOSE NUMBERS OUTTA MY EYES // Owner of Angry Jack's Shell Emporium // THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT, TAKE NOTHING ON THIS ACCOUNT SERIOUSLY // youtu.be/sFthtkfOkFc Bikini Bottom, USA Joined March 2021

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

I am unsure if @plangtong69 has forgotten about this, but either way it is a good reminder.

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

I am happy to report that shells at Angry Jack's Shell Emporium are now only made of 12.7% cocaine, down from 26.9%. As a result, the cost of production is lower, making the price of an average shell 10% cheaper.

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

Why are people worried about a non-existent gas shortage when you can worry about a non-existent shell shortage, when you come on down to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

Apparently selling your soul is 'morally wrong', which I don't understand. I sold my soul when I was 13, in exchange for a nice shell.

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

So turns out my 'cum ascendance' was caused by the extra epinephrine I was taking to make the commercial better. Either that or I ate too many skittles, or took too much ketamine. One of those three.

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

Now when I say 'taste the rainbow' I don't mean skittles. I mean my cum. I have ascended.

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

My cum is now dark green. What does this even mean!?

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

On stream, I plan to play a random game. What game should I play? Only requirement is that it must be an older console game (ps3/xbox 360 or older)

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

my cum is a pasty orange

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

I'll be playing on The Unnamed SMP in a few! Feel free to join me on twitch.tv/tatsu_cg!

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

Correction, will be doing my own beginning in the SMP about now-ish. If you are a streamer, and would like to join in on the SMP, please DM me. twitch.tv/tatsucg

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

Myself and @plangtong69 are starting an SMP that will be streamed on our respective twitch channels! Feel free to check it out. I will be doing my own beginning at 8pm EST. twitch.tv/plangtong69 twitch.tv/tatsucg

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

4 years ago

I HAVE SO MANY SHELLS AND I AM SO ANGRY

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

5 years ago

I have stolen the deed to Angry Jack's Shell Emporium. So we're back in business!

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ANGRY JACK @AngryJackShells

5 years ago

To all those asking, which equates to 0 people, if I'll ever re-open Angry Jack's Shell Emporium, under a new name and/or building. I will do my best to scrap together enough money to rebuy it from @Umbrys1 What is your price?