My Jokes @AntiOrReal
Epic Jokes. Enjoy! Joined March 2012-
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That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in someones car window, then realize there's someone in there. 0_0
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What's the difference between the Holocaust and baseball? They're both sports, except for the Holocaust.
1 in every 44 US Presidents can dunk. Who is it? Millard Fillmore. You racist.
If I have 5 apples and Jamal takes 3, what color is Jamal?
What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.
I was going to make a gay joke...butt fuck it.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's my penis, so suck it maybe.
A ninja walks to in a bar... Dyslexia is not funny.
Over 1000 people die each day.. Retweet this if you would have sex with Megan Fox.
Every 60 seconds in Africa....a minute passes.
What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings.
What did Mario get when he was in Brooklyn? Aids for having sex with a prostitute.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in someones car window, then realize there's someone in there. 0_0
Deleting all your texts before letting someone borrow your phone.
This is my glass of care \_/ oh damn, it's empty.
The two best days of school; the first and the last.
I hate when cashiers ask, "Is that everything?"..Uh no, I'd also like all this invisible stuff.
The awkward moment when you’re waiting for a text but then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply.
Screaming " Your not my real ladder!" at your Step ladder
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