Laura @Applepip

No romance without finance Joined August 2014

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Laura @Applepip

2 weeks ago

I almost took a spider to the face there. It was abseiling down the hall light nonchalantly. So I sucked it up the Hoover.

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Autumn is my favourite season, I canny wait for Halloween - but the big fuck off spiders that come running at you like you owe them money for crack can do one. I had 3 in last night, got 2 and lost 1. The biggest yin.

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Laura @Applepip

a month ago

Last night before bed I forgot to change my sheets and a wee voice said - just do it now, it’s take 5mins. I pulled my teddies off the bottom of the bed and out scuttled a bit black hairy spider - I shat it. But also glad I changed the sheets.

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Laura @Applepip

a month ago

Nae skips as all this week 💃

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Laura @Applepip

2 months ago

This might be the most tragic cheesy playlist ever made but this is exactly what I needed today - Apple Music knows me in a way most lovers never will, I hope it never changes 🤷🏻‍♀️🥳

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music wins @musicwins1

3 months ago

a dog called Bradford vibing out to some music

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Laura @Applepip

3 months ago

LOOKS LIKE WE MADE IT TO THE END 🎵🙌🏼

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Laura @Applepip

4 months ago

Bruce Springsteen would still get it.

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Laura @Applepip

4 months ago

This is slightly bittersweet - But I didn’t think I’d ever have a copy of the B side that wasn’t ripped off YouTube or recorded at a gig due to the heavy sample but here it is. Sadly it’s their last release but I will treasure this forever. #SoManyMemories

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Laura @Applepip

5 months ago

Idk about anybody else right, but they KFC adverts are starting to freak me out

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Laura @Applepip

5 months ago

I knew I was heading towards old bastard territory here but today I bought a bird feeder for my veranda - there’s no going back now!

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Punch Cat @PunchingCat

5 months ago

my cat trying to help me figure out who broke the vase 😂

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

5 months ago

Hello, Dave.

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Laura @Applepip

5 months ago

Specky bastard.

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Laura @Applepip

6 months ago

Shocking I know but I don’t enjoy The Simpsons. Never have.

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Laura @Applepip

6 months ago

On REPEAT 🙌🏼 youtu.be/5E-1YilJoU8?si… ☀️ 💃

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Laura @Applepip

7 months ago

It only takes 1 match … TO BURN 1000 TREEEESSS🎵

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Laura @Applepip

7 months ago

The today had me fooled - I had my windows open for about 10 minutes earlier afore it got absolutely baltic and I had to shut them again - I canny wait for spring.