Iranon @ArchieTP

• self confessed spreadsheet zombie. • survivor: romance, marriage, children, unemployment, life • published Accountant Author Romantic about.me/t.p.archie Burnley Joined June 2009

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Iranon @ArchieTP

21 hours ago

@frieren_babe Apparently so - can't possibly imagine why cos 1) the proof of fertility takes 9 months 2( the proof of adequate parenting takes 21 years minimum Conclusion: a 2 minute jerk-off does little more than identify a jerk.

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2 days ago

@Lilly_330n Call the joke shop and say: 'It's good'.

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2 days ago

@oelma__ Pretend Posed Performance

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3 days ago

@nybooks umm... err... Ahem This is so dreary it could be swept up in a dust pan and no one would know the difference. It don't just need a makeover... 🥱 it needs a transplant!!! ' so... ' Can we have a New York Times... Review of Boobs ' please 😮🤔😆

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4 days ago

@frieren_babe No such thing... besides, I could be like say a perpetually overcome (or enraged), by each pretty flower that comes into bloom. 🤔😮😭

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4 days ago

@DisneyStudioJ_A Farewell Ganesha Orario will miss you

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4 days ago

@Motivational__G 4 I understand the desire of girls to display their development and if guys to ogle but school ain't a fashion show... however skirts should permit adequate movement

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4 days ago

@Gremory_Rias978 Nothing to see here 😉

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4 days ago

@otokyo__ I'll never meet her future self, but if I did, I kind of wonder if I'd feel sorry for her.

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4 days ago

@Jennie_VT_ Your new guy will be a mess and there'll be lots to straighten out. To gauge his long term value as a provider you'll need a realistic take on his ambitions.

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4 days ago

@ImperiumMizuki Love is mostly a passing phase. Like money it needs to be handled with care. Unlike money, its nuanced feedback can exceed expectations 😮😍