AsparagusPee @AsparagusPee2
Joined April 2021-
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Need a woman who will fake a pregnancy test to get me to stay with her, has an awful vice for prescription pills, and only types with her index fingers
Passing a kidneystone seems so hype
We ain’t fuckin unless you built like pantheon:
Need a milf with a RangeRover to hoe me out I can’t do this 9-5 shit no more
#FREEINDIEFOXX I couldn’t fall asleep last night without her ASMR!!!!
Bitches swear they thicc but they just got lumbar lordosis 😭😭
@AsparagusPee2 Dumbass Mf
There is no shot I live past 40.
Need a woman who smokes a concerning amount of DMT, despises me for moon sign, and stares at me while I’m sleeping
Need a woman who could relapse at any given moment, only speaks to me in parsel tongue, and can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Sat on my balls just to feel something
I'm pleased to announce I'll be making a return stream on Sunday, June 13th to kick off white boy summer as a vtuber
I could throw a baby far as fuck with a running start
My boy @NickichLoL pulled a Kodak Black and made some calls to Trump. Good to have you back. 🤝
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Need a woman who will fake a pregnancy test to get me to stay with her, has an awful vice for prescription pills, and only types with her index fingers
@amerixkun @_rezerobren_ @AsparagusPee2 If my boss is reading this I love my job haha it was a joke, not the milf part tho I’m dead serious about that.
We ain’t fuckin unless you built like pantheon:
Need a milf with a RangeRover to hoe me out I can’t do this 9-5 shit no more
Listening to philosophy podcasts on 1.5X speed and still feel fucking retarded this shit ain’t working
@amerixkun @AsparagusPee2 Hella wish I could somehow dislike a tweet
#FREEINDIEFOXX I couldn’t fall asleep last night without her ASMR!!!!
Told some girl I enjoy classic literature once for some pussy 😭😭 dumbass mf I can’t even read 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Pt 2
My friend just started bulking and sent me this 😭😭😭😭
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