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Asshole Parent @AssholeParent

Can't please them all the time Joined December 2014
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Meagan Harmon @MeaganHarmon13

10 years ago

"You always pee when I need to!" (6yrold) "How am I supposed to know when you have to go?" "MY FACE!!!" @AssholeParent

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10 years ago

Because her parents wouldn't let her lick the salt of every tortilla chip and put them back. This #MondayFeeling was by @AssholeParent

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11 years ago

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10 years ago

Because her parents bought her an overpriced Peppa Pig costume. Which she really wanted. #MondayFeeling from @AssholeParent and @mrsgstar

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10 years ago

I'm an @AssholeParent b/c I wouldn't let my 2 YO go INTO and run thru every house on Halloween.

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10 years ago

Because her parents made her a spaceship. Which she asked for. This #MondayFeeling is from @AssholeParent and @meeshelle_g #assholeparent

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10 years ago

Because his dad wouldn't let him run into a four-lane street of traffic. This #MondayFeeling was provided by @AssholeParent and @kiddocosio

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10 years ago

Because she wanted to choose the music at dinner time. And her parents let her. This #MondayFeeling was provided by @AssholeParent

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Asshole Parent @AssholeParent

10 years ago

@Ghost_to_World you have some experience on you, then. I love it!

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10 years ago

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Lauren 🩲 @lllaurenA

10 years ago

My son is upset because I made supper for him. @AssholeParent #parenting

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Montana Hobbs @MontanaHobbs

10 years ago

I'm an @AssholeParent because I won't let her eat a paper towel.

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Martha Rough @MarthaRough

10 years ago

My daughter's friend thinks she can call boys and video chat on her phone here. No, dear. You're 10, and I told your mother 😈 @assholeparent

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10 years ago

@A_Edwards620 Daddy is NOT caving! 😂

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Alyssa Edwards @A_Edwards620

10 years ago

My husband is an @AssholeParent because he wouldn't let him play with his vape juice...

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sara tirabasso @ritonbasso

10 years ago

I'm an @AssholeParent because we went for a bike ride and daddy rode ahead with her big sister

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Hallie Stoffal @Hallie_Stoffal

10 years ago

3 year old quote of the day, she's tattling on daddy. "MOMMY! Daddy said SHIT!" @rfields1234 @AssholeParent

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Asshole Parent @AssholeParent

10 years ago

@krosekuhl Always here for you!! 💜

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