Chris @Assimilator

Mile mannered tech by day, avid gamer by night. thegameslave.com Colorado Joined May 2008

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Chris @Assimilator

2 years ago

Note to self: putting any sort of sauce in the rice means it is no longer white rice and therefore inedible. SOURCE: A 4 year old

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In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes

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Chris @Assimilator

3 years ago

Ryder: Should I setup keys for the vehicles? Humdinger steals Paw Patroller and Air Patroller. Sid steals Sea Patroller and all the pup houses. Who knows how many times a random kid or animal runs off with a pup house. Ryder: We don't need keys for anything. #Pawpatrollogic

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Chris @Assimilator

3 years ago

Con: My PS5 disc drive died just shy of 2 years just as I started playing Horizon Forbidden West (teach me to buy physical media) Pro: I was able to use the time to play Hi Fi Rush on my Xbox instead.

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Chris @Assimilator

3 years ago

I have officially taken a new step in Parenthood by uttering the ancient phrase "Don't do that, you could poke an eye out"

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The Gameslave @TheGameslave

3 years ago

The Gameslave Podcast - Interview with Abby Trott gameslave.com/news/2022/9/5/…

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Chris @Assimilator

3 years ago

Watching "Ralph Breaks the Internet" with my daughter, we are at the area where the Internet is broken when my TV loses internet. Didn't expect the movie to be so literal.

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Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming

3 years ago

🔥 Giveaway 🔥 We have a set of Amethyst Dice ready to grace a lucky person's Dice Vault. 💜 (Rules posted below 👇) #WyrmwoodWednesday #dnd5e #dnd #giveaway #dice

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

📷 The Starfleet presence from Minicon a few weeks ago. instagram.com/p/CcL21k-pPWN/… tmblr.co/Z-eHLrbq2lpNSi…

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

Well, I know where I am taking the little one when she is old enough

Geoff Keighley @geoffkeighley

4 years ago

Well, I know where I am taking the little one when she is old enough

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

And so begins the saga of "don't put that up your nose" between toddler and parent in my household.

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

Amen

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

Awesome #secretlab chair I got for my birthday!

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

📷 Shao Kahn and Sindel taking a break from putting down fools that would challenge them with a game of corn hole. I was not about to correct them on the rules. #ndk2021 #ndk2021cosplay... tmblr.co/Z-eHLram9YwLKy…

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

#NDK2021 photos that I took last weekend are up!

The Gameslave @TheGameslave

4 years ago

#NDK2021 photos that I took last weekend are up!

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Chris @Assimilator

4 years ago

What happens when Dad goes to get sheets and comforter for the little girl unsupervised. #StarWars

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Wyrmwood @WyrmwoodGaming

4 years ago

🔥 ✨ GIVEAWAY✨ 🔥 We're giving away this Kickstarter exclusive 'Lunar Vault' in Purpleheart with holographic flake and brass inlay AND a set of Ruby in Zoisite Gemstone Dice 😍 To enter the giveaway simply like and retweet Winner chosen on Monday✔️