edward wolden @AstroStomp
I make stupid jokes. If you take me seriously you're doing it wrong Denver, CO Joined May 2008-
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I just have to change all of my habits and not be afraid of everything and then I’ll be good
That rapture was pretty half-assed, that half being, of course, the left behind
If taking Tylenol during pregnancy causes autism, then what does doing meth while pregnant give you? Because that’s what I got.
I went to a high school that had a strict no smart phone policy. Mostly because they didn’t exist back then.
The “we can’t say anything” crowd turned into the “we won’t say anything” crowd” real quick.
Robert Redford went to CU Boulder for a year before being kicked out for partying too hard. Making him the only cool person to ever go to CU.
I just heard the shooter had etched the entirety of the Communist Manifesto and a prescription for estradiol on the bullets
The sad thing is, Charlie Kirk just needed his tonsils out, but in America we’ve traded doctors for guns
So when my grandpa shot Charlie he was a war hero but now it’s a bad thing?
Since he lost his neck outside the Champagne region of France, Charlie Kirk technically is just a sparkling white supremacist
No leftist thinks this
They should start a show where they teach guys to bathe regularly and learn to treat women like human beings. Call it Man vs Bare Minimum
It just kills anyone born between June 21 and July 22
It just kills anyone born between June 21 and July 22
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Fucking losers.
Fucking losers.
Trump agreed to be an FBI informant because he thought it stood for Fourteen year old Body Inspector
Trump raped people for the government? Sounds like he did time in the military after all
Trump raped people for the government? Sounds like he did time in the military after all
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