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@[email protected] Artificial == made by humans. Ergo we are all artificial intelligences. Except Brexiters, obviously; they’re just artificial. Justin. Joined February 2009

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2 years ago

Fuck me, I must make a note never ever to even consider doing business with Vodafone ever ever ever.

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Just rewatched Wait Until Dark (1967), to show the kids, coincidentally starting the recently late Alan Arkin. Superb, all round. Would love to see it on the stage one day. The light/dark sequences must be fantastic in a theatre.

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2 years ago

Wordle 747 3/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⁦@ScottKAndrews⁩ ^^ this is why my word rules out as much as it rules in :)

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2 years ago

Great gag. 10/10.

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2 years ago

Still laughing at the idea that @Miss_Snuffy is so poor an educationalist that she doesn’t know who Aslan is.

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2 years ago

We live to see it. My MPs already announced he’d rather quit than lose. Going to make sure he’s first in line for the lucrative post-politics roles - if there are any.

The Guardian @guardian

2 years ago

We live to see it. My MPs already announced he’d rather quit than lose. Going to make sure he’s first in line for the lucrative post-politics roles - if there are any.

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2 years ago

Sunak: Zak, you need to apologise to the committee Goldsmith: I’d rather resign! S: Go on then G: I RESIGN G: But over the environment..! Public: Pull the other one G: No, really! I would have been happy to apologise P: Go on then G: I apologise P: Nah, still don’t believe you

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BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS

2 years ago

King Charles inherited £650m tax free, gets £350m a year tax free from the tax payer and has an estate worth £22bn that’s never taxed. One coronation wasn’t enough so on July 5th he has one in Scotland. Like if he doesn’t need another coronation RT if you want the Monarchy gone

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2 years ago

That is brilliant. The kind of cartoon that is put in history books in fifty years time.

Dave Brown @DaveBrownToons

2 years ago

That is brilliant. The kind of cartoon that is put in history books in fifty years time.

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2 years ago

…and the gap between them is called the perineum…

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2 years ago

So, the Thames Water dividends that maintained the share price were entirely funded by debt, and now the company is worthless due to the debt, but the original shareholders are rich…. Does that mean that Thames Water is fundamentally a Ponzi scheme?! Blimey. Thatcherism.