Isabelle August @AugustIsabelle
Joined September 2013-
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There should be a warning label on waiting tables that says, "WARNING! Leads to stress and excessive drinking."
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This Budweiser Clydesdales ad aired ONCE in January of 2002, to pay tribute to what happened on September 11th,... fb.me/2W8DecHLi
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"i know the owners" "yeah, so do i,something tells me i know them a lot better than you do.that'll be 3.75 you classless street whore"#dying
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“@BabyJosieee: Lmao we all do this! #serverprobs #serverlife ” or know someone who does
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What's w/ the awkward blank stare ppl give us when we're trying to deliver food... Have you been to a restaurant before?! @itsaserverslife
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@marklwalberg @RoadshowPBS instead of a suit Mark should start wearing a cape and tights!
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This bottle of vodka was on sale. So yes, I will party like it's $19.99.
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my favorite line of all time? "If I had a restaurant, I'd " It's always followed by something obnoxious involving smiles & customer service
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if you order your drink from three different people, you better damn well expect three drinks to arrive at your table.
Just kiss her ass and I will tip you for it. #No
Can you follow a funeral home on twitter? What would they tweet? #weird
@lalalarrytime @Emmjayydee I had a servermare. You were both there. #thetruthaboutbrando
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"When are you going to get a real job?" m.us.wsj.com/articles/SB100…
@lalalarrytime @LTangles. Never better. #lovemesometwittertime
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Everybody believes in equality till they get in a restaurant, suddenly they are noblemen in the 12th century and we are peasants.
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Are Sundays the worst everywhere or just at my job? I swear all the wackadoos come out today.
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At my table: "We're meeting at your restaurant after not seeing each other for 15 years! Isn't that exciting?" No. It isn't. Not at all.
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2014-01-03 #Supper view in #Wisconsin January 03, 2014 at 09:50PM
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