I’m going to put @KSWhitehouse on this task. Warm up your singing voice, buddy. twitter.com/EditrixMosser/…

Either someone is letting off fireworks or shooting their guns. I can think of no more appropriate way to honor our war dead than to recreate the noises that signaled their deaths. Oh, wait. I can.

@larrystephenson We were soaked in bug spray. It seems to have worked.

If I had to grade Billy’s behavior at PetSmart today, I would give him a C Plus. He didn’t want his nails ground and he was an asshole about it. But he was good for the bath. He also peed like half a gallon right in front of the desk. But the groomers all loved him.

@Saraphina_Marie I don’t know. His work teeth?

Proof:

My dad has a work toothbrush. He washes it in the washing machine.

The variation in colors this year is just wild.

And, AND!!!! Mom and I found white ones!

Nashville! The Tennessee Purple Coneflower is in bloom!

Billy’s in bloom.

@calebhannan still are that could plausibly be followed. I mean, Bergen could still do the right thing. Other people who are still alive could also.

@calebhannan didn’t mind happening. The coincidences he outlined were interesting, but I was hoping for firm proof on that part. I also thought he left some of the possibly connected deaths less examined than I hoped. But I really appreciate how the book shows just how many loose ends there

@calebhannan less convinced by the “Charles Manson was entangled with the government” part than I expected to be. I wholly believe he intersected with shady feds. And I can completely believe him leading a murderous cult that was punishing and terrifying Hollywood was something the Feds

@calebhannan I think it’s great for the most part. I thought the takedown of Bugliosi was overdue and well-done. I appreciated him stating who was where when, hence my sadness about Candice Bergen and so many people who could provide information and hadn’t. I ended up being maybe slightly

I know it's a holiday weekend but just in case.. Yes, the Titans stadium deal went through-without majority public approval--now East Nashville--which is most impacted must work together to protect the East Bank. Please come.. spread the word. Thurs. June 1 6PM Bongo East.

@calebhannan Did it ruin Candice Bergen for you, too?

We can all agree that Cade Cothren is in his Stringer Bell era, right?

My security camera has alerted me to a person that ended up being a spider (twice) and Billy more times than I can count.

The Morris Memorial Building must be saved. The saving and preserving of the last building in what use to be the African American business district is imperative. #NorthNashville tennessean.com/story/opinion/…

@CEWall It’s my least favorite part. After all these years, I’ve accepted that it must be done, but I won’t stop complaining about it.

would have taken. Why? Why would she overnight it? Then she starts laughing. “Got you.” Twitter, I cannot live through my mom and dad both always trying to do bits.

My mom calls me up and asks “Why did it cost $50 to mail this package?” I reply “Why DID it cost $50 to mail that package?!” “You wanted it overnighted, right?” I go into a fugue state because the package has been in their car longer than a round trip to deliver it and come back

To this:

Tucking ends is my least favorite part of crocheting. I have to go from this:

@AuntB Hey, they didn't misspell any words in this tweet twitter.com/Chris4TN6/stat…

@Chris4TN6 This is beyond embarrassing at this point.

I mean, whatever a third grader has to spell on the TCAP, they have to spell out by hand writing on a piece of paper. the TDOE has spellcheck and still fucked literacy up.

I'd be all "my kid will sit in third grade a second year if whoever wrote TDOE's website sits next to him." tn.gov/education/lear…

If I were a Tennessee parent, I would be incandescent with rage.