KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

5 days ago

Go home CoPilot, you're drunk:

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

a week ago

God damnit I hate Lewisville.

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3 weeks ago

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

3 weeks ago

Wife cooked me fresh eggs, and we opened up some pokemon cards. What a hype morning.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

4 weeks ago

Keys, phone, smokes, wallet (uh?) Fit check for my errand run era.

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You sent that insane email, and while I found it mostly funny, I did what you asked. I left you alone. I didnt even talk about you. For whatever fucking reason, obsession probably, you escalated. But see, you tried to come after my babies. You are not going to like what's next

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

a month ago

Thank you to the wonderful officers of the Fort Worth Animal Control who performed a welfare check on our babies today. They were satisfied with their habitat, physical appearance, multiple access points to their food and water, bedding, climate control etc.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

a month ago

Finally all caught up on mortgage, car note, credit cards, etc. It took almost a year after being unemployed for so long but what a relief! No more arrears!

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

a month ago

And for the record, i'm going to continue to say whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want, to whomever I want and theres fuck all you can do about it. How tf am I gonna be scared of someone who cried like a toddler on the floor when their fatass cratered a Secret Labs chair?

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

a month ago

Anyone got the ICD-10 codes for being obsessed, and being unable to shut the fuck up? Asking for a... friend. Also, the DSM needs to be updated, it's missing the entry for being a constantly unemployed loser who needs everything handed to them.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

a month ago

I have never in my life received a more unhinged email than today. Two things: Defamation requires statments to be untrue. "what I will do to you, your family, your home, your stability and everything you hold dear." is a threat. Shut up, go away.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

a month ago

Emailing someone who's blocked you everywhere reeks of desperation. I'd rather be 'bitch-made' than the whole bitch. I may have my issues, but at least I can actually be a provider instead of a parasite.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

2 months ago

Get you a wife that'll whip up a bacon egg and cheese bagel at 1am foe you and you'll know true happiness.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

2 months ago

Coworker: "Don't ask me, I'm a mushroom. I'm kept in the dark and fed bullshit." fucking brilliant.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

2 months ago

lmfao holy shit South Park, relax. 🤣

South Park @SouthPark

2 months ago

lmfao holy shit South Park, relax. 🤣

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

2 months ago

Just hit 40k MSFT rewards points. All for accidentally using Bing over the years.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

3 months ago

I guess the new hot scam is "auto accident compensation." At least it's more exciting than solar sales and car warranties.

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KRBTGT @AustinStratton9

3 months ago

This is what real dedication looks like. You may give 100% at work, but me? Nah.

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3 months ago

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