Austin Handler @Austin_Handler

Baseball, sports, nonsense, and bad jokes. UIUC Alumni & Cubs fan. My boss thinks I'm funny. VP of Basement. Buffalo Grove/Chicago Joined January 2010

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Austin Handler @Austin_Handler

6 months ago

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I'm screaming and yelling and maybe even hollering

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6 months ago

I'm driving to Milwaukee and tipping a car over. I can't be stopped.

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6 months ago

When I grow up I want to be Will Riley

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I am unconscious

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9 months ago

Gonna get this framed.

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Austin Handler @Austin_Handler

11 months ago

I would like to submit an inquiry for a new coaching staff. I think this is a innovative idea and definitely nobody else has talked about this.

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Austin Handler @Austin_Handler

a year ago

We can do deep passes???

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a year ago

Really is pre season for the camera operators

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a year ago

Noah!

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a year ago

Buzz Saw gonna buzz saw

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a year ago

Go buzzsaw go

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2 years ago

Cinderella

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2 years ago

Knecht would have been a great name for all the cell phone commercials about connection quality

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2 years ago

Next sacrifice to the meat grinder

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2 years ago

Someone help, the trending topics are being mean to me

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2 years ago

Waiter, I've had enough please put me out of my misery

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2 years ago

Let it be known, nobody goes on a 32-0 run against us

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I've been on a little vacay, but I'll be back in the dugout soon! If you have a bubble machine or bubbles at the game send your pics! #LABubbleMachine #Dodgers

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