Might end up getting that Cemetery Caretaker job after all. They just emailed me and want to set up an interview next week.
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@AuthorJFuller It's you, James. You've always been the caretaker.
@AuthorJFuller Ever wonder what happened to the last guy that worked your shift?
@AuthorJFuller Work on your creepiness! You can't be typical with a great job like that.
@AuthorJFuller Do you really enjoy gardening that much? You realize you'll be the first to go in a zombie apocalypse.
@AuthorJFuller Would that be so bad? Might be a bit easier on you physically than the last one.