Autumn Koch @Autumnations

If humans never go extinct, we will inevitably cannibalize other universes for all eternity.

Yo, God had too much ambrosia. Now he thinks he's, like, 7 billion people..

Emotions are obviously pretty important. I'll stew in them, Let them consume me, and basically burn myself out. Unless it comes to 'worry'. Either I CAN change my situation or I CAN'T, so I spend a fraction of a second being worried. It's the only one I can talk myself out of.

I find myself steering every conversation into being about me or into very subjective life advice from someone who doesn't have their shit together. I feel real bad for this but I don't wanna apologize out loud until I stop being the kind of person who does it.

Siri: We now have better Maps integration Bixby: We can now recognize multiple voices Google Assistant: We'll read your email, find the last time you booked a certain car, then book the same one in the same color for your next trip, which we also put in your calendar........

Is this a shot of @TomHolland1996 trying to keep himself from spilling the Endgame beans?

Honestly....... still better than Bixby

Sex can mean as much or as little to you as you want it to. No one can decide that for you. I felt kinda guilty when I had my first kiss. Now I imagine I'm a bit of a slut.

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iJustine @ijustine

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I was chewing on my thumb yesterday and my touch ID doesn't like strangers.

The little ripples I see in my drink as I walk towards it can both empower me and make me feel insecure. Depends on the day.

@ZacksJerryRig That is such a good!

Always been kinda ugly, but not enough to require working on my intelligence or personality. Now I'm just sorta skipping through a field of having nothing going for me.

My glass was being a little extra, thought you guys might enjoy it too. instagram.com/p/BvcKIy0hSnz/…

No bedhead today, but this is where I sit for 2 hours every morning trying to wake the fuck up. instagram.com/p/BvZaCmyh4Tq/…

Fuckin remarkable.. instagram.com/p/BvWxVWVB4Sv/…

I never use Snapchat because of some pretty heavy negative reinforcement. When I open it and im immediately on the selfie camera, that shit scares the fuck out of me. Coming to my senses, im slapped in the face with the panicky fear of accidentally posting my mortified selfie.

My non-insignificant DSLs instagram.com/p/BvO3jJVBUdd/…

You should feel honored. instagram.com/p/BvM7cK2HesT/…

Bed-head has kinda been my default hair style since I DON'T FUCKING KNOW ANYONE UP HERE AND GO I NOWHERE. In an effort to keep liking myself post-florida; i'm considering documenting the… instagram.com/p/BvKZsdYhP_I/…