Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

😬 Awkward (1987-present) 💰Successful 🤝Networker (2007-present) awkwardnetworker.com Joined April 2017

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

9 months ago

Your best sellers know how to DO the work. Your best doers know how to SELL the work.

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

a year ago

Your #network is your insurance policy against sudden unemployment or discontent. Rather than having a “What have you done for me lately?” mentality, strong networkers think “what have I done for you lately?” You need to pay the premiums today to make a claim in the future.

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

5 years ago

Just did the math... If you bet $100 AGAINST the @Eagles and @Phillies every game for the past 2 weeks, you'd have almost a grand in your account. #gobirds #gophils 😂

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

5 years ago

Autocorrect needs to get it together... In the same day I texted work friends "this meeting is bullshot" and later texted golf friends that I "shit a 96"

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

5 years ago

My son dared me to count to 500. I decided to call his bluff and start counting. That psycho sat there and listened to ALL. 500. NUMBERS.

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

5 years ago

Beach football catch completion percentage hovering around 4.6% today. #Happy4thofJuly

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

5 years ago

I'm not saying I've TOTALLY given up, but I just ate a handful of sour patch kids at 9:30am... So I dunno, you be the judge.

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

5 years ago

My son couldn't say PB&J right. I helped him get the letters right by saying "P as in Peter. B as in Bill. And J as in James." My wife from the other room: "or... P as in Peanut. B as in Butter. And J as in... Ya know... Jelly" Sometimes I can't believe I'm responsible for life

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

6 years ago

Is it a @LaSalleUniv tshirt and mesh shorts kinda day or a La Salle sweatshirt and sweatpants kinda day?

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

6 years ago

My son just overheard me scream "this is bullshit!" And now he is walking around screaming "this is bullshit" and I'm honestly fine with it.

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

6 years ago

DMV: Would you like to be an organ donor, Mr Drake? @Drake: When I die, through my organs in the grave! DMV: OK, that's fine. Just fill out all this paperwork... @Drake: Where. The F. Do I. Really even start?!?

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

6 years ago

At what age will my #kids finally pronounce the 'r' in "fork" and stop making meals really weird for a second?

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

6 years ago

That awkward moment when you email a coworker from the bathroom and then bump into them while you're exiting the bathroom. #2019probs #sanitizethatphone

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Awkward Networker @AwkNetworker

8 years ago

"When pricing is a factor, people buy from who they like. When pricing isn’t a factor, people still buy from who they like." Have friends, but can't convert them into clients? CHECK OUT the first Awkward Networker guest blog by Conversion Expert Matt Blank wp.me/p8jYyq-TE