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When people say the most ridiculous shit, I can't help but make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I'm on the Office.
Want to buy a dog? Have a baby first to see if you're responsible enough.
go up to a guy in a fedora and say “hey I like your cowboy hat”
If you're on an iPhone ㅤclick here for a magic trick ㅤ
you can wake me up at: no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no
Throwing pooper scoopers and bitches who need to get their shit together.
"lol" -me not laughing
Summer Calendar: Sunday = Saturday Monday = Saturday Tuesday = Saturday Wednesday = Saturday Thursday = Saturday Friday = Saturday Saturday
*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game
do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why
Hahahahahatemyself
Fresh Prince sequel: Will's son is spoiled living in luxury in Bel Air, then gets sent to Philly to get street smart.
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn't talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
i used to be good at math but then i finished 1st grade
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
even gifs move more than i do
If you didn't have an Avril Lavigne phase you're a liar
can someone come make me pizza and watch a disney movie and tell me that i'm pretty and kiss me and let me fall asleep in their arms ?
i got a lot of shit runnin through my head
i want to be loved and cuddled and hugged and then fucked against a wall (◕‿◕✿)