Awkward Turtle @AwkwardTurtleMe
Be awkward. Win stuff. Home of the official Awkward Turtle contest. Are you an Awkward Turtle? Then you could win some free swag. awkwardturtle.com Baltimore, MD Joined January 2010-
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This one time me and my best friend went into an urban outfitters and i bought a new phone case, my old one was rea... trtl.me/246231
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The other night, a couple of my friends got together. We were staying up late talking about who we liked. My frie... trtl.me/243342
I went to the pool and i was in a strapless bikini and when i came out i wrapped in my towel and i walked around fo... trtl.me/240317
Doorbell went, parents answered it as I ran down the stairs, thinking it was my brother. and shouted "alright you *... trtl.me/240269
I had my boyfriend at the time over my house, and we were making out. Things were progressing, my parents were home... trtl.me/238754
On the last day of school I was talking to my friend Courtney about her cousin (who I may have had a crush on at th... trtl.me/238316
My dad was saying grace just befor thanksgiving dinner at my uncle's house and he "thanked our lord and savior Jesu... trtl.me/233733
Not that long ago my friend and I were sitting in public eating a subway. We were talking about a friend who was go... trtl.me/232330
When someone is critizing my English report and she didn't notice I was a metre away from her so I just awkwardly h... trtl.me/227909
No... This happened WAYYY BEFORE I knew you and/or Jonathon... And why would you assume............ trtl.me/207412
When people win but don't get t-shirts... Oh well, this is fun anyway! Although... I have a feeling a tshirt will i... trtl.me/226061
When I tell my friend I couldn't sing but she insisted and persisted that I HAD to sing to her. So I did. Then she ... trtl.me/223749
one time i was listening to a song and dancing in an "inappropriate" way and and i turn around and see my dad. I tu... trtl.me/212207
i won but i never got a t shirt :( trtl.me/163445
One time my friends and I were sitting at a lunch table. Me being my picky self decided to eat the bread off of my ... trtl.me/207412
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