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The world is full of all kinds of people. Then there's Carlotta, the fill-in girl for Albie's straight fantasies!

Today Hyuna was spotted stealing candy from the "free candy" jar. It won't be long before she's swiping balloons from a clown.

Nothing's more depressing than seeing a woman cling to her failed relationship. Albie, just move on from Patrick already!

Bandaids can't fix everything, but as a redneck Heathcliff has to try his hardest to fix the holes in his pants somehow.

We didn't start the fire! Cake was here five minutes ago with some matches and a bottle of Whiskey. Bad breakup.

Don't hate him because he's beautiful. #PrettyGirlRock

FYI Patty-Cake, you should learn how to spell love before you go throwing it around to random hobos on the street. That isn't Albie!

We're aware that "retraining" is not the word we were looking for in our last tweet. Thank you Patrick, the grammar God we never wanted.

In case you were wondering, Lukan did indeed fall for the Easton Special. We'd suggest a retraining order, but Jessica enjoys your pain!

Today is Easton's two for one sale. Buy her 2 dinners and she'll give you one night of terrible sex. It's better than getting it every night

I guess that's one person we know in Bullrose that wasn't happy about the ruling on gay marriage!

Everybody report to the town square! Albie is about to 1, 2 step.

Kari accidentally swallowed candle wax. Now her farts smell like a field of roses. At least it's better than smelling like failure!

This gossip girl wishes to express her true feelings. I'm actually quite the shipper. Albie & Riku 4 ever! You can't hide the love inside!

Move aside Riku! You've been replaced with Ant. #NEWPOWERCOUPLE

There's a serial killer on the loose, and it might just be someone you know very close. My money is on Jessica.

I wouldn't be caught dead in the streets at night. Not unless you wanna be on the end of Charity's gun. The hood is lacking these days.

Its been a while, my little Bullrosians. We're gonna revamp our profile first, then start spreading some juicy stuff!

We're back to update you Bullrosians about the lives of other fellow Bullrosians! Obsessed Friday has been shelved until further notice!

I really hope Disney is okay with me tweeting about my drunkenens fight now.