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#protip: when 2 many smokin' hot chicks show up 4 startup launch party it's time 2 sell. (looking @ u, SF & Beijing)
if startups I invest in were *actually* worth the post-money valuation after I invested, I'd be a rich man... or at least, a less poor one.
VCs aren't evil... we're just aligned with large outcomes. (and not yours) 🙈🙉🙊
srsly: who does this jerkoff Nikola Tesla think he is going after 3 markets at the same time? (and no kickstarter!) youtu.be/zngK13FMgXM
quotable clueless founder: "Traction is awesome -- in just 12 wks revenue grew >10x!" = "3 months ago we had absolutely minuscule revenue."
quotable clueless founder: "The Series A Crunch has really hurt our potential to raise capital." = "No real VC thinks we can make money."
quotable clueless founder: "Our current growth is entirely organic; we haven't spent a dime on marketing!" = "We have no idea what CLV is."
#BadVC translation of "Your failure to plan is not my emergency." = "Your startup's urgent need for cash does not motivate me to invest."
Real-Time Social Gaming for Big Data Collaborative Consumption Lean Startups. #VCjizzbomb #TermSheetSplosion
too bad we can't short over-priced startups. this shit gettin' just little bit CRAY, bitches. (hey Facebook, can u fuckup another IPO plz?)
thinking about funding a group-texting startup doing social games for daily deals. #OneBILLIONdollars #badVC
You Know #ItsaBubbleWhen: VCs bring clean term sheets to the 1st meeting.
Let Us Give Thanks: for liquidation preferences, double-dipping, and the invention of the Full Ratchet. Hallelujah!
let us give thanks: 4 low valuations, entrepreneurs who don't read fine print, & LPs indifferent to 10+ yrs crappy IRRs. #TwoAndTwentyFTW
if I severely criticize your startup, one us made a mistake taking the mtg -- and probably it was me, not you.
Crazy crowd of people at AT&T park right now. Fireworks are going off like bombs here. http://yfrog.com/f3kytlj
Okay, Giants fans... don’t get so stoned tonight that you forget to vote to legalize pot tomorrow.
show me a startup w/o "traction", and I'll show you 20 indecisive VCs who "want to followup".
RT @davemcclure: "Not Everyone Deserves a Prize" http://bit.ly/NoTryOnlyDo #badVC #YouCantHandleTheTruth
RT @PEHUB: @TheFunded Midas List http://bit.ly/bj60ik top-rated VCs (@msuster I challenge thee to a Duel) #Gauntlet #Thrown cc @davemcclure
Marc Andreessen 🇺�... @pmarca
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The Glimpse Group (Na... @GlimpseGroup
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143 Followers 4K Following AaraTech focuses on providing Information Technology (IT) solutions with an innovative business model to help our clients achieve their business goals.
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90 Followers 826 Following
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76 Followers 166 Following 田町のSaaSマーケティングのスタートアップでCFOやってます。元グリーベンチャーズ 、元ゴールドマン。
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