Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

Exploring the cosmos of NDT after a few bong rips. Parody? Most likely. Or from a parallel universe. the Cosmos Joined January 2015

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Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

5 years ago

Sometimes I wonder if Space Aliens truly are anthropomorphic or if that's just a comforting product of my Imagination.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

5 years ago

I don't think Space Aliens would be onboard with some of the messages in "The Lion King."

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

6 years ago

Lol, I said Science, not science. I don't do the latter.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

7 years ago

What if Fruit Loops came in six different flavors but only one color?

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

7 years ago

If forced to choose, I have to admit that Avengers: Endgame is the most realistic of the superhero movies.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

7 years ago

Everyone keeps talking about washing our hands, but we're missing the conversation on the importance of moisturizing.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

7 years ago

After sunset this eve, here is a test. Behold two bright lights, both low in the west. Do not wish upon them, these stars, these two, That’s ‘cause they’re street lights, I thought you knew.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

7 years ago

For those that doubt science, Keebler E.L. Fudge cookies now come in double stuffed.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

7 years ago

To reduce waste, we should start using slices of bread or deli meat as napkins. When the meal is done, we can just eat them instead of throwing them away.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

8 years ago

Don't people realize that thrones are inanimate objects?

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

8 years ago

I can align your Chakra for you, baby. Just take my hand.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

8 years ago

Cool Ranch Doritos are a much bigger innovation than they're given credit for.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

8 years ago

Seems to me, if a Human wanted to lock an octopus in a room, it would just need to design one that isn't filled with water.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

8 years ago

Elon Musk is really starting to do great things.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

8 years ago

Shouldn't it be called batball since they don't hit the ball with bases?

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

8 years ago

We should abolish the letter C.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

9 years ago

As a foodie, I love the distinct and varied textural profiles of a hard boiled egg.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

9 years ago

That recording sounds nothing like smooth, new age fusion. It's obviously Laurel.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

9 years ago

I learned how to Google moon phases today. Watch out, I've got a lot of debunking to do.

Baked Neil Tyson @BakedNeil

9 years ago

Soft pretzels are just twisty bagels.

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