BarnBitch @BarnBitching
Barn bitches bitching about bitches at the barn. Joined April 2018-
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Nothing makes me happier than when I’m in the middle of a collected canter to music and someone comes up to the ring and tries to talk to me. It’s like the best thing ever.
Boss: levels pastures every week with a box blade Boss: “omg why won’t grass grow in here?” 😭😱
Boss: Hey this area is underwater, what should we do about it? Me: Maybe put some fill dirt in the low spots so it doesn’t flood. Boss: Actually I think I’ll dig a deeper hole.
"What's the tree size of your saddle?" "17 inches"
If you don’t know why you’re using a piece of tack, don’t use it
"Your horse at home is sick, don't touch the foal." *24 hours later* "Go bring the foal in from the pasture." #WhatTheHorse
Owner: *hires trainer* Owner: "You're doing that wrong, that's not how you do it." Trainer: "Ok, what's your suggestion then?" Owner: "I don't know, you're the trainer!" Owner: *talks shit about trainer* #WhatTheHorse
"Lunge the horse in the yard, the roundpen is wet." "Don't lunge the horse in the yard, you'll tear up the grass. Lunge the horse in the roundpen." #WhatTheHorse
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