Basic Bumble Bitch @Basic_Bumble_B
Once got scolded in an Uber for swearing too much. | Disclaimer: Equally bad at dating and blogging. 🤷♀️🤷♀️ She/Her basicbumblebitch.wordpress.com East Coast, US Joined August 2016-
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Kinda sounds like Newsweek just said she goes on too many dates, but she can’t make ‘em stay.
the sexiest thing a man can do is quietly correct someone's pronouns mid conversation
the sexiest thing a man can do is quietly correct someone's pronouns mid conversation
First question: “can you spell ‘squirrel?’”
First question: “can you spell ‘squirrel?’”
Did anyone else have rules for middle school gym class where you had to wear white socks & only white socks because if you wore black/colorful socks the dye caused stinky feet due to the bacteria fitting inside the dyed parts of the fabric? Or did I grow up in fever dream?
Girl math: 1. Spent 30 mins in line to return $300 worth of clothes. 2. Made $300 in 30 mins. 3. That means my rate is $600/hour. 4. That means I make $1.2M a year. 5. That means I make enough money to buy myself a lil somethin’ somethin’ on my way out of the store. #girlmath
When people end their tweets with ‘Ta’ is it correct to assume that are using the short hand for ‘Ta-da’??? #lilbritish #ta
The theme of my wedding week is wearing something to a family event and asking my partner ‘can you see my nipples in this?’
Gotta love when Mama Kelce brings her friends to the game
Sometimes when I’m feeling a little chaotic I get the urge to reply to people’s Instagram haircut stories with ‘is this the before or after?’
Danny McBride would play Zeke in a live-action Bob's Burgers movie. I will not be taking questions at this time. #gonnagetchagirl
What do you call people who really like Aragorn? Viggo Morten-stans. Anyway, watching Fellowship to avoid spiraling. #LOTR
Weird turn of events today when Sarah found out that I’m her upstairs neighbor.
Wondering how those girls from my high school who used horse shampoo are doing these days
My partner just asked if this was true and said oh god
Told my partners I was planning to get really into disco this year. He’s getting really into birds.
Told my partners I was planning to get really into disco this year. He’s getting really into birds.
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