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It's Coming! Phil van Hest presents -- Funny About That: HOLY NUT! #constantcontact conta.cc/tOYJWq
that guy who lives here is putting on a thing. free beer whatever that is. ahhrmm...wednesday at 8. #indyfringe conta.cc/ujVlb4
TONIGHT! Phil van Hest presents Funny About That! conta.cc/pnU1Cx #constantcontact
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Phil van Hest's New Monthly Show: Funny About That! conta.cc/ogAZ0Z #constantcontact
catface is back and a new guy moops balzac pants cook is his name he's a little street but i'm like fully hood so it's okfinebattlecatrules!
where is the man with the cat growing on his face. the smell is still here but the catface is not. bring back the catface.
this morning i outran a fox. that's right a wild dog chased me out of the trees and i was like "taste cat dust fox-tard" and he was like oh.
look. the poop is the same. in the laundry, in the litter it's the same poop. you are the one making a deal out of this. poop doesn't care
i only have one end that isnt sharp. my tail is sharper than you.
the question on every cat's mind - poop or kill?
i have not so much opinion an how things smell, i just want them to smell a lot. this is why i always nap close to phils butt. intricat.
wherever there is injustice, i'll poop there. wherever a man is not free, i'll poop there. wherever there is mostly level ground, i'll poop.
if attacking your exposed bits is so bad then why are you sleeping?
pet me until I bite you or else I will bite you
if i could laugh i would laugh when you tickle my tummy but i cant laugh so i laugh the way cats have always laughed i sink my sharps in you
i am not biting your arm i am resting my teeth they are so weary i am battlecat
Mar 19 at SUDWERK -- a love story, if ever there were: Phil the Void: "Love is a Battlecat," http://conta.cc/h33Srq
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Tim Carey @timcarey1325
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The Steele Project @SteeleProject
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237 Followers 301 Following I moved to Indiana from LA. For Showbiz. Here's my mailer: http://t.co/zq6X1j98
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Erik Deckers 🇳🇱 @edeckers
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590 Followers 623 Following Opinions my own. I tweet here about reading, public libraries & more recently: politics. See @IndyTheatre for my tweets on Indianapolis area performance art.
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佐乃丞(さっち�... @resistancela
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Anne Cauley @perincanto
204 Followers 379 Following I Work for The Rep in Milwaukee and The Fringe Festival in Chicago and See Theatre Everywhere I Can...
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451 Followers 432 Following On Parking Day, we step up to the curb, put a quarter in the meter, and proceed to transform curbside metered parking spots into temporary public parks.
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gone @jcoltkelly
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Phil van Hest @PhilvanHest
237 Followers 301 Following I moved to Indiana from LA. For Showbiz. Here's my mailer: http://t.co/zq6X1j98You might like
