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GLOW STICK REUNION PARTY!! 12th December email @TheKibbey [email protected] to get a secret link to buy tickets! #BlackFriday

Pick up a copy of @Pass_man 's autobiography "Not about that life"'for only £9.99. Discover what inspired him to drastically change his life

Anyone interested in earning big bucks in recruitment, get in contact with @Ellis_Crouch. #ChapmanBlack #KnowTheMovement

Man City will offer Liverpool and Arsenal target James Milner £165,000-a-week to convince him to stay at the club. (Source: M.E.N.)

Congratulations to @Ellis_Crouch who today opened his new taxi company in Zante, Greece. #CrouchyCabs

Stunning reports coming from London. We managed to briefly interview Nick Clegg earlier today: "It is every Bei for himself, and I am back"

@willwiIey 's agent spoke to us earlier: "My client is happy in his contract, stunts are still performed regularly which keeps good morale"

Votes have been counted! 1st Bei to be married is a joint winning vote between @SamTaylor1994 & @willwiIey

We have just received confirmation that tonight, singer/songwriter @R_Addison is releasing his cover of Stevie Wonders's "Isn't she lovely"

"Stats show that I have a 40% chance of burning my head in the sun today, that percentage halves if I apply factor 15+" - Alex Kibbey

He was last seen wondering around Tonbridge 2 days ago with a woman known as Faggy Maggy. If you see him please do not approach.

Wanted for breach of bail conditions & failing to turn up to court. If you have seen this man please contact us.

Stay tuned for tonight's court case. Defendant @JSlaater will be trialled under The Bei court of law for: Snakeism. More updates to come.

#towie Head over to Itv 2 if you missed tonight's Towie episode! Catch a Bei make a flash appearance.

Who u backing to drop out of next Bei birthday event? Bookies have released their odds. Back @Ellis_Crouch to miss ALL 21st birthdays- 4/1

A recent poll in Tonbridge has indicated that only 2% of people identify themselves as fully back, over half say they prefer the colour red

#PremierLeagueFootball We want to hear your views on this weeks best goal! Our pundit @TheKibbey and brother @KevinPhillips decide their #1

News just in.. @R_Waterman will miss out on a place in the Napa squad due to tour at bandcamp.

BREAKING NEWS! Crowds of people surrounding @JackRelfe 's house. Reports suggest he has burnt his toast. We are unclear of the severity.

"Passey on the pull" Starts next Tuesday on BeiTV. Staring @Pass_man as he pulls stunts never attempted on TV before.