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Bench Simmons @BenchNotBen

I get paid $500k/game to sit on a bench. If you find a stylish bench for me to sit on, please tag. obvious parody Crooklyn Joined February 2024
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Bench Simmons @BenchNotBen

2 years ago

Psyche! I’m playing! Triple single on tap for y’all tonight!

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Bench Simmons @BenchNotBen

2 years ago

I’ve read the media reports that I’m going to play tomorrow night in Philly. You know what they say about counting chickens before they hatch, mate.

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Bench Simmons @BenchNotBen

2 years ago

With a trip back to Philly - The City that believed in me and cheered me on to try and shoot the ball - On Saturday, I’m reminded of all the time I spent on their bench. I miss Philly benches. But get ready, cause I’m coming back! 3.7/10 I play.

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Bench Simmons @BenchNotBen

2 years ago

It’s criminal that the @NBA expects me to suit up giving just 1 day off after playing 18 minutes. Load management is the way of the future and the Association needs to recognize. Tired of the ridicule.

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Bench Simmons @BenchNotBen

2 years ago

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