Miss Misery @BerkeleyFog
Cal alum. Football fan. Couch potato. Berkeley, CA Joined May 2013-
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Honestly, the judge basically forcing Trump to attend Barron’s graduation is probably worse for him than the $9000 in contempt fines.
WHO DID THIS?
It only took 22 babies, but legendary @UCBerkeley falcon Annie is finally letting a mate help her with feedings. Truly relatable new parent content from the wonderful @CalFalconCam. 🦅🐥🐥🐥🐥🦅 kqed.org/arts/13956807/…
Can you imagine going back to school with the answer "I showed this to my Dad and he didn't know what answer you are looking for, btw he has a Fields medal"...
Can you imagine going back to school with the answer "I showed this to my Dad and he didn't know what answer you are looking for, btw he has a Fields medal"...
FUCK KNEES. I HATE KNEES. EVERYONE HATES KNEES. WHY DO WE NEED KNEES. ONDINE YOU CAN HAVE MY KNEE I AM SO SO SERIOUS. UGHHHHH💔💔💔
I was looking forward to cheering her on at the Olympics...so sad for her.
I was looking forward to cheering her on at the Olympics...so sad for her.
4 years ago today Trump was claiming covid would eventually just go away on its own without a vaccine. In related news, we're all gonna die eventually!
4 years ago today Trump was claiming covid would eventually just go away on its own without a vaccine. In related news, we're all gonna die eventually!
no one talks about how being avoidant feels safe lol
McConnell abdicates any responsibility for where the party he leads has brought the country. Truly no shame.
McConnell abdicates any responsibility for where the party he leads has brought the country. Truly no shame.
I demand to speak to the manager.
I demand to speak to the manager.
Jim Carey Did This Too Well 🤣
Caitlyn Coatney @CaitlynCoa25871
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Dorothea Dragula @DorotheaDr52076
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T.M Satterwhite @TMSisWriting
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Everett @ev3music
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mike riley @mleeril
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Julie Leach @leach_juli1417
198 Followers 7K Following I’m Julie leach the Detroit Michigan. Am the powerball winner of $310,500,000 I’m giving out $100,000 to my first 3k followers to help need & poor Dm
Berkelly2019 @KellyR61
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fluffy dogs rule @fluffiest_dog
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Kevin Reneau @KevinReneau2
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Cal Care Bear @CalCareBear
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FERNANDO MENDOZA HYPE.. @Yum_YumBear
137 Followers 397 Following My most toxic trait is that the only opinions I have are about Cal athletics 🪓 🐻 💙💛good vibes only💛💙 🐻
Not Oski the Bear @notoskithebear
51 Followers 163 Following Definitely NOT Oski, the official mascot of the University of California, Berkeley ("Cal"). Irrationally optimistic Cal fan. Trash talker to every team not Cal.
Laila Hamidi @LailaHamidi8
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Dr. Susan Hough @SeismoSue
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Thomas Dunn @THOD_24
288 Followers 139 Following Cal Athletics Columnist @writeforcal, PxP student🎙️ voice for @scubroncos on @kscuradio, Sports Editor @thesantaclara. Sports is my medicine. 🇮🇪 🇦🇹🇬🇹
x - HNIC: JRA @ChampsPapa1015
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Driscoll McDoza @johhBq
154 Followers 321 Following qb1 for The Fightin' Driscolls, Flip Football World Champions of Northern Bakersfield 1993, 🇨🇺🍆energy
B Arker @BArker33472608
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OskiFan @OskiHoya3
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Abhik @origamiman72
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David Wiley @WileyWileyWiley
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OskiReport @OskiReport
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Brian Watson @WeAintNoBitches
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Joseph Cortez @bchs6519
2K Followers 5K Following Aids survivor now dealing with kidney disease but soldiering on! Liberal , Gay & in my sunset years! I relish putting my spin on things! 🌈 💙😀Santa Barbara Ca
American Exceptionihi.. @dark_gone
1K Followers 3K Following Conspiring with George Soros to destroy America since 2010.
Jeri Ann May @JeriAnnMay1
95 Followers 324 Following Proud UC Berkeley Grad | Math Major | Diehard CAL Football Fan | Mom | Silicon Valley Marketing Professional | Dog Lover | Avid Volunteer | Inquisitive
All I wanna do @ishavesomefun
46 Followers 58 Following Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
Gocrazy510 @gocrazy510
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Mighty Golden Bears �.. @cal_alumna
474 Followers 988 Following @Cal Alum / Support the California Legends collective! Twitter: @ca_legends_ Website: https://t.co/pJbf4bBOPr
kimhj272 @kimhj272
52 Followers 143 Following praying every fall for the sweet release from Cal fandom
A dad to 3 KC's. @94513KC3
353 Followers 699 Following Husband, father of 3, @Calfootball fan, New @ACC fan, @SunderlandAFC fan, and cycling enthusiast
Not Ryan Cobb #FireKn.. @hairtest420
398 Followers 518 Following The congested heartbeat of Cal Athletics. #EarnIt
Concentrate. Execute... @FeFiFauxFunk
67 Followers 169 Following Views aren’t my own. I’m but a vessel.
Aaron Rodgers @Love2AntiVax
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Terence Lau @terencelau
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kasielt @KasieHildenbra2
338 Followers 1K Following Determined to turn Texas Blue. Proud Cal, Warriors and A's Fan.
Ryan Mascarinas @ryan_mascarinas
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Bob Moore @goghbearz
130 Followers 1K Following If I tweeted/replied/liked it, I thought it was a good idea and thought you would appreciate the same.
Jim Ashford @jl_ashford
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David Gabelko @GabelkoDavid
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Tempest77 @MaryTempesta77
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Kodiak @KodiakVLK
537 Followers 391 Following 4th gen Cal man. Burns food decently, catches fish by accident, Villabrille-Largusa Kali certified instructor. Old-School Toothwrangler. he/him
sanjana curtis! 🦦 @sanjanacurtis
57K Followers 3K Following astrophysicist | NSF postdoctoral fellow @UCBerkeley | #BiInSci 🏳️🌈 | supernovae, kilonovae, origin of elements | @sanjanacurtis.bsky.social
Abhik @origamiman72
163 Followers 781 Following cal '23 | cambridge '24 | 🌱 | mastodon @[email protected] he/him
T.M Satterwhite @TMSisWriting
131 Followers 603 Following Husband and father of 2, Cal Fan #GoBears 💙💛🐻💙💛 (Bart Alumni), new #ACC fan, Patriots Fan, Red Sox fan. Hope to be a good writer one day.
mike riley @mleeril
71 Followers 435 Following Cal fan. I tweet about Cal football, covid, and myalgic encephalomyelitis/chronic fatigue syndrome.
David Gallagher @DavidGallagher
5K Followers 2K Following I ride a bike & look at old pictures all day / now at https://t.co/aBktXU9xbt / answering #sfhistory questions /With @peephole for life.
Everett @ev3music
118 Followers 321 Following Big Cal Basketball and Football fan 🐻 Music Maker Cal '26 💙💛
ChurchOfCMS @ChurchOfCMS
232 Followers 0 Following Spreading the good word from Strawberry Canyon; psalms from the Book of Oski. Praise #H1M. Go Bears. (@aguynamednam's burner. Allegedly.)
Berkelly2019 @KellyR61
230 Followers 2K Following Writer. Dad. Cyclist (pedals and pistons). In a former life, Fire Captain and Paramedic. Reluctant So Cal transplant. #CalAlum #gobears #resist #recovery
Keith Boykin @keithboykin
252K Followers 1K Following Author, WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE ABOUT RACE? (Just Released) Dartmouth. Harvard Law. Former White House aide. National Black Justice Coalition co-founder.
CalBearsRead @calbearsread
95 Followers 140 Following The Official X of the Cal Football Summer Reading Challenge! 🐻 📚 Complete the challenge & earn 2 FREE tickets to cheer on Cal Football this fall!
Mike Hoerger, PhD MSC.. @michael_hoerger
30K Followers 11K Following Director of the top public U.S. #COVID forecasting dashboard (PMC). #HealthPsych PhD Program Director, #CovidCancer scientist, over 100 science publications.
Julia Davis @JuliaDavisNews
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Rich Lyons @richlyons
11K Followers 612 Following Assoc. Vice Chancellor for Innovation & Entrepreneurship, UC Berkeley, and former Dean, Berkeley’s Haas School.
Cal Football Creative @bears_creative
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Anita Liu @anitaxliu
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AU Oso @tsedg
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Ryan Mascarinas @ryan_mascarinas
16 Followers 76 Following Two things I love: Bay Area Sports and delicious food.
A dad to 3 KC's. @94513KC3
353 Followers 699 Following Husband, father of 3, @Calfootball fan, New @ACC fan, @SunderlandAFC fan, and cycling enthusiast
kimhj272 @kimhj272
52 Followers 143 Following praying every fall for the sweet release from Cal fandom
Brian Watson @WeAintNoBitches
23 Followers 156 Following
Driscoll McDoza @johhBq
154 Followers 321 Following qb1 for The Fightin' Driscolls, Flip Football World Champions of Northern Bakersfield 1993, 🇨🇺🍆energy
Jim Ashford @jl_ashford
2K Followers 2K Following Cal ‘62, ‘67. California Office of Legislative Counsel. WWII history. Politics: "Still Joad”
OskiFan @OskiHoya3
171 Followers 257 Following I'm one of the many 7 Cal fans. Founder of the #OddCal movement.
Not Oski the Bear @notoskithebear
51 Followers 163 Following Definitely NOT Oski, the official mascot of the University of California, Berkeley ("Cal"). Irrationally optimistic Cal fan. Trash talker to every team not Cal.
FERNANDO MENDOZA HYPE.. @Yum_YumBear
137 Followers 397 Following My most toxic trait is that the only opinions I have are about Cal athletics 🪓 🐻 💙💛good vibes only💛💙 🐻
Cal Care Bear @CalCareBear
161 Followers 134 Following Sending Love and Support to Cal Bears Everywhere!
Concentrate. Execute... @FeFiFauxFunk
67 Followers 169 Following Views aren’t my own. I’m but a vessel.
Dr. Susan Hough @SeismoSue
14K Followers 2K Following Seismologist, writer, road warrior, grandma. Excited about my book, THE GREAT QUAKE DEBATE. Tweets are mine mine all mine. #BlackLivesMatter #IBlockIdiots
Thomas Dunn @THOD_24
288 Followers 139 Following Cal Athletics Columnist @writeforcal, PxP student🎙️ voice for @scubroncos on @kscuradio, Sports Editor @thesantaclara. Sports is my medicine. 🇮🇪 🇦🇹🇬🇹
B Arker @BArker33472608
80 Followers 302 Following Late Boomer, Life-Long Liberal Dem, Cal Grad, Radical Feminist
Jesse cortes @Rewirejesse
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Helmets4Helmets @Helmets4Helmets
1K Followers 1K Following An idea by 2 brothers (9,6) to raise money for kids in need of protective medical equipment so kids can be kids, just like Bryson! #fightlikebryson
David Wiley @WileyWileyWiley
181 Followers 428 Following Fourth generation Californian, loyal Golden Bear, ardent Deadhead and diehard San Francisco Giants fan.
Synthesis @synthesischool
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OskiReport @OskiReport
276 Followers 676 Following UC Berkeley Reporter for Men's Basketball and Football (Student Operated)
the Othering & Belong.. @oandbinstitute
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Jeri Ann May @JeriAnnMay1
95 Followers 324 Following Proud UC Berkeley Grad | Math Major | Diehard CAL Football Fan | Mom | Silicon Valley Marketing Professional | Dog Lover | Avid Volunteer | Inquisitive
Norah Jones Is Playin.. @PlayingAlongPod
1K Followers 16 Following The new podcast from Norah Jones. Each episode, she sits down with a different guest for impromptu musical collaborations and candid conversation.
All I wanna do @ishavesomefun
46 Followers 58 Following Until the sun comes up over Santa Monica Boulevard
sonch @soncharm
5K Followers 5K Following A Twitter character I've been workshopping. One of the main ones on here. You don't even know.
Berkeley Space Center @UCBspacecenter
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Mighty Golden Bears �.. @cal_alumna
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Aparna Nancherla 🇵.. @aparnapkin
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Hunter should sue Marjorie Taylor Greene for displaying revenge porn next.
Kitty didn't read the instruction manual..🐈🐾😅
I don’t even have to say anything mean bc you’re exposing yourself on the TL it’s embarrassing bro 😭
@sanjanacurtis Hey indian nigh@ I had seen that you are anti modi and rooting for Muslims before posting random things do some reaserch about why he said that and how indian muslim leaders talk about hindus
a salty universe! Stardust Episode 12: Sodium is now available !! 🧂
This should go without saying but I’m going to need everyone who doesn’t live in sf to stop weighing in on what it’s like to live here
San Francisco is amazing just stay out of the square (every hotel is inside the square)
depression rates are higher among liberals and my interest in menswear stems from me using shopping to fill the horrifying void in me
Yes the menswear guy is a guy is a lib who makes fun of conservatives a lot, but it’s very funny how mad this makes online conservatives, like shouldn’t the expert on traditional tailoring be a conservative? Why can’t the online conservative ecosystem produce its own menswear guy
Folks, apropos of nothing, I wanted to reiterate that I am unwaveringly pro-dog.
Jerry Seinfeld has been on a "that classic show would never get made today" kick for the past several years, ever since his daughter pushed back against something, and it's just so weird and inaccurate. Like, Mr. Seinfeld, you gotta meet folks with other perspectives. Please.
@BerkeleyFog I know. That's what I was thinking too.
"You couldn't make Seinfeld today" yes you absolutely could. Seinfeld isn't that fucking edgy. it remains popular to this day. Jerry's entire comedy career is based on harmless, banal observations crafted for wide audiences. he didn't even swear. what the hell is he talking about
Jerry Seinfeld: PC culture and fear of offending people is killing funny shows. "When you write a script and it goes into four or five different hands, committee, groups—'here's our thought about this joke'—well that's the end of your comedy."
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Way too much drama on A's twitter these days. Eyes on the prize: #SellTheTeam is all that matters
The 11th Celtic to score 2,000 playoff points 💪🏾
Season ticket holder event at the very location where Tom Sandoval gets attacked at an upcoming episode of Vanderpump rules ! I don’t think I can attend this event they put during normal business hours on an island in the middle of the bay.
Jansing: NBC News has learned that Hunter Biden is planning to sue Fox News. According to a letter from his lawyers, the lawsuit is imminent
Wholesome dad and daughter moment ❤️
Got off the ferry and this pelican was just chilling w/ strong Alameda turkey vibes. Probably 200 people walked by & it refused to move. Kind of confidence you have when you’re prehistoric. “This island was run by the pelicans once & it will be run by the pelicans again.”
Happy Thanksgiving! Meet the passive aggressive turkeys of Alameda. Who somehow migrated to a literal island. And defy the cops. And are generally loved. 🦃🚔🚨🦃 sfchronicle.com/bayarea/articl…
Name a city you have visited that pleasantly surprised you I’ll start:
@BerkeleyFog yeah just awful situation. Work so hard to compete in the Olympics.
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