Bert Patterson @BertPatterson
I love cheeseburgahs, hot pockets, my microwave, special hugs, and hanging out behind dumpsters. Oh, and I'm full of angst. In your heart Joined June 2009-
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@BrookeLockart {blowing into my hands then rubbing them together holding them out wiggling my fingers} I know where to start warming you up.
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Damn! @myria101 @BrookeLockart Why you bitches be buggin'?! {eyes bug out} I didn't mean that, ladies. You're not bitches. {grin}
.@itsyblue Hell naw! I'd lose you if I gave up on Twitter. Just a little busy hobnobbing in ol' LondonTown. You know how that goes. {shrug}
I need to meet this "The Situation" fella. Get his abs workout routine. {waggling eyebrows}
@BrookeLockart I love your pussy, B. {double blinks cause I can't wink} http://tweetphoto.com/8605952
@Bandmum1 {double blinks cause I can't wink}
Merry Jewmas to my main squeeze @BrookeLockart. I love you, gorgeous. Mind if I warm my chestnuts on your open fire tonight? {wide grin}
Merry Christmas to you all. {waggling eyebrows}
@BrookeLockart {crossing my arms, tapping my foot} I'm not impatient. {Hurumph!}
@BrookeLockart Jewmas Shmewmas. You never replied to my statement or question earlier. {raising my eyebrow expectantly}
@BrookeLockart Why don't you come over tonight and have some practice kissing my 'Blarney Stone' then? {waggling eyebrows}
@BrookeLockart That is solid gold truth right there, baby. You sure do know how to inhale too. {grunting}
@itsyblue You wanna take care of my front too? {waggling eyebrows}
@amcas Of course it is. {double blinks cause I can't wink}
@itsyblue {lowers eyes} Sorry, itsy.
@BrookeLockart Baby, you got your own stash at my flat. You know that. Bring your ass over tonight and you can hit that so I can hit THAT.
@itsyblue {rolling my eyes} Finally happy I take it? {smirk}
..15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand, if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe, my jungle love, oh e oh e oh..
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