Tabitha @BinnieBo

If you saw me smiling and giggling for no reason that you know of ...would you be scared or curious?

In the mental hospital of life, I'm the one handing out the helmets, colouring books, and crayons.

If my attitude is such a problem, go to www.idon'tgiveaflippinflyingmonkeys.com let me know how that goes! (:

is feeling dangerous so she's running around with scissors but she does have her helmet and superman cape on

Customer: Is this the real price of this? Me: No. Sometimes we play a little game called "The price is wrong" just to see who complains.

I'm not an demon in heaven I'm just an angel from hell... deal with it :)

I don't regret the things I've done. I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance, and couldn't face the truth to do it.

I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method.

if you could see into my thoughts you'd be rocking in a corner, sucking on your thumb, and crying for your mommy.

wants you to continue this sentence ... Remember when we ...

One way to stay sane: sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.

what do you do if you see your ex running around in your yard covered in blood and screaming? Remain calm, reload, and shoot again :)

What do you call a man who is intelligent, sensitive, good looking, has money and will spend it on you? A rumor!!!

If you think Clint Eastwood is tough stand between me and my coffee pot. Do ya feel lucky? Well do ya?

I'm thinking about putting my coffee maker on my night stand so i don't even have to get outta bed for that first cup of sunshiny goodness!

if u cant fix it with duct tape, pain killers or band-aids... then you've got a problem

Where's my coffee?!? Ah, there it is! I thought I was gonna have to cancel the whole day!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Twinkle Twinkle little star and ABC have the same tune ... LOL I bet you just checked

is wondering if u were going to give me a nickname what would it be?

Old enough to look back and laugh at my mistakes Young enough to look at the future and like what I see My best days are ahead of me =]]