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I think I've gone my entire life without eating liver, until last night when I accidentally bought and cooked some thinking it was regular meat. Then the smell hit me... and now I finally get all the jokes.
The look my tax agent gave me when I reacted to the news that I owed the federal government exactly 69¢.
Visiting family this weekend, and of course, new trivia gets revealed as the alcohol is distributed. 🍺 For example, I learned I have a relative who didn't graduate university because his car was in the shop and he refused to take a bus to his final exam.
One of my co-workers gave me a haircut a few weeks ago, and now she's on my case about what products I put in it and how I coiff it because I'm walking around representing HER handiwork, dammit!
"It's not my fault! I gave my son the wrong card!" "... If you gave your son the wrong card, then it literally IS your fault."
BF got into #Adastra, so of course we're getting merch now. I don't mind, but there's just, y'know... a feeling that comes over you when you realize you've now got "Body Pillow" forever etched into your credit card history.
Welp, that's my first #Gunpla finally complete (Gundam 00 Qan MG). Gotta say, this endeavor required a LOT of patience and had a few unexpected frustrations (mostly involving tiny little pieces and stickers going flying off into the void) but yeah, I wanna try another one.
Went over to a friend's place who had two pitbulls, friendly as hell, but holy heck I never realized how strong this breed is. I grew up with big dogs and figured I could handle them, but one of these fuckers pinned me down and it was a "He decides when the hugs end" situation.
Wanting to highlight some of Akira Toriyama's lesser known creative work outside Dragon Ball, something of a personal favorite of mine was "Savings Soldier Cashman". It was a lovely mix of action and his signature goofiness. #RIPAkiraToriyama
This doesn't just hit close to home, this is a heat sinking missile right through my bedroom window.
Ardent belief that "Your Mom" jokes never stopped being funny.
Ardent belief that "Your Mom" jokes never stopped being funny.
Visited a bathroom today where the owner's choice of decor was to have a portrait of a Joan-Crawford-looking woman staring at you judgementally while you're sitting on the toilet. :/
*Mom driving when some children suddenly run out in the middle of the road*: "ARGH! Pain-in-the-ass little bastards, I'm so glad I don't have kids!" *Me sitting next to her in the passenger seat*:
"Man, doesn't it still just piss you off how Crash robbed Brokeback Mountain at the Oscars??" ME: "I dunno, I've never watched either movie, so I can't judge." "........"
Does anyone else from 🇨🇦 keep seeing these weird clickbait ads about Stephen Harper on every website they visit? It makes no sense. He's been irrelevant for years, and I haven't clicked or typed his name into anything lately. (Except this tweet just now).
The tag on my pants was so worn that I couldn't read what materials it was made out of, but I think I narrowed it down...
I actually kind of like it when you've got both cold temperatures and biting winds like today, because GODDANG does it feel nice when you come inside from it and get that tingly defrosting feeling.
GorillaBoof™ {Big D.. @wolf_monkey
12K Followers 6K Following BananaDoggo/GorillaDoggo. Monstersexual. Mayor of Homoland™. Himbo gym-bro. 43 year-old dad I guess? #NSFW R18+ etc. Arts I post are works I have commissioned.
Bauske @Bauske
4K Followers 3K Following Gamer, streamer, he/him, part-time lion, game dev, pixel artist, demi, and Pac-Man fanatic. 🧡@LennoxSipher💜 Find me on 🟦☁️ at @Bauske.bsky.social
@tricobik.bsky.social @tricobik
100 Followers 441 Following flat as a board and easy to nail, a real carpenter’s dream. 18+ or i will gut you like a fish
Rex "To be fair" Mizz.. @Renmunk
858 Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈🇨🇦Fragile, handle with care He /him 35 18+ only, no exceptions. icon by @tousouarts
FurTree 🔞 @FurTree1
96 Followers 905 Following A fur version of a tree, kinda new to all this. so give me a break. pictures soon I hope. 28 he/him bi 18+ only. others will be blocked.
TrentonKanae @KanaeTrent43612
37 Followers 2K Following
Archie (Comm Open) @porkintime
1K Followers 843 Following NSFW artist. Fetish/kink-friendly. Over 40 years old. No minors. 🔞 Tweets no longer in-character as of 2/3/23. *Repost with credit and link back ok!*
Fambles 🔞 @Famblvetr
314 Followers 964 Following alt for hot furries, hot men, g/t stuff | Sometimes nsfw, no minors | 29 | PFP by the parsliest @KingVermillion
Seth @Seth34688751
29 Followers 699 Following
Liam Wolf @Tadaowolf
181 Followers 2K Following YouTube channel https://t.co/muDuimRphN Video Game cutscenes highest quality 4K HDR
Alexa Morgan @alexa_garf44274
122 Followers 1K Following entrepreneur forex trader account manager don't ask me for nude 🚫🚫
Truth is out @out_truth55338
537 Followers 3K Following @tlr456 hides behind other accounts. Currently, it is @lordmackoblacko He likes to post anti-white propaganda and report frens
Ourt @ourtage
190 Followers 2K Following he/they. I'm a furry, what do you expect. 18+ you doofs. Steve main.
Sebbynsfw.bsky.social @sebbynsfw
3K Followers 4K Following NSFW 🔞 NO MINORS OR WOMEN | 33, Gay 🏳️🌈 Chubby NOT a gainer, Furry, Pup, Nudist, #gayexhibitionism | pfp by @dweeb_shibe | #gaybear #gaychub #humanpup
Naki @NakiSilverwind
826 Followers 854 Following
Nate S. @NateSTheGr8
51 Followers 6K Following
ҒuϮicosuᶄi ₢enl.. @XavierTmccloud
324 Followers 416 Following Magical pink bear sprite. 23 NO BS! Specialties: Technical Knightbear & Singer May talk Stonks. Eccentric Polymath. 🧸#Humanist #Reciprocity @futicosuki.bsky.
STEPHAN @Cachorro_dePapi
263 Followers 3K Following Arte propiedad de @AnhesArt. Español e Inglés. Gay pasivo con una mente bastante juguetona. Los menores serán bloqueados. Sólo disponible para RP activos 🍆.
RenzoGE @RenzoEP1
423 Followers 2K Following Furry artist, video editor sometimes animation mostly retwitt 18+ content and weird funny stuff underage dont follow please INTJ-30-in a relationship-gay
Legaianatureworship12 @LeGaia1984
7K Followers 8K Following Truth Seeker, Bible Collector, Independent publisher, Gif/Post Maker*. Restorationist Movement, Republican ( for 20 years).
Dicatronis @dicatronis
63 Followers 490 Following
alriver @alriver12
21 Followers 237 Following
Ren Yamabushi @RenTigerWolf
128 Followers 652 Following horny, flirty, friendly tigerwolf. always looking for friends and fun times
Ol' Wolf: (Bein' all .. @Ol_Wolf_Piper
184 Followers 1K Following 52 year old Wolf doing art and smoking my pipe. Pronouns: HE/HIM Cis. Male. 🔞18+ only, please. NO MINORS. 🔞 Official Greymuzzle. INFJ-A Commisions: Not open.
Cinder @Filthy_Foxes
86 Followers 4K Following This is like finding out your classmate in school has only fans and I'm sorry in advance • I love pervy comments • No minors zoos pedos blabla • 18
Ouroboros_at @AtOuroboros
0 Followers 775 Following
Strong Human @PondyGator2
350 Followers 734 Following Muscles, love, kindness, honesty, tenacity, knowledge . And yes of course #NSFW. They/Them Telegram @PumpedAaron. Very homosexual dude. 🩷 @lavendulafw. monog
CosmicAbom @CosmicAbom
1 Followers 3K Following
ReccaWolf🔜FWA @ReccaWolfTweets
554 Followers 2K Following 18+ ONLY! FA furry muscle artist, bi wolf, video gamer, and YouTuber. https://t.co/MqF3v5zehB
Baby Bo @Mikey_Bolt
90 Followers 1K Following ♡taken♡ Hi I'm Bo, well let see I'm gay, love making new friends. I'm pretty much a fun person to be around once you get to know me. 15G33Q9
Flicker @Thatbloopanda
92 Followers 335 Following 31 year old horndog, recently moved from Brisbane to Sydney
Taztiger74 *I have a .. @taztigerandrew
808 Followers 2K Following 🏳️🌈 🐯 Silly, fun loving, cuddly, goofy, playful, romantic, single tiger. I'm a bottom and love dick. Follow my AD @pornytiger 🐯🍆💦
🪻💜Purple Wolf�.. @PurpleWolf997
906 Followers 1K Following 26✨️/Fluffy wolf and cosplayer 🐺💜/Shy☺️/Counting room clerk/Autistic🧩/DM Ok !/ Multisuiter🐺🍉🦁/She-Her/Bisexual💜 /Taken 💙💜🐔🐺
Keyshira Wrux @KeyshiraWrux
14 Followers 101 Following
Cascadia Creature @Gnolltime
365 Followers 285 Following A large Boulder the size of a small boulder. Former Chair of @campfiretails. Watch out for excessive wagging. 💚@kilodafingo💚. He/Him/His. 日本語👍
🏳️🌈🐺 Fr.. @gcnofficial
660 Followers 225 Following Official account for Frostclaw, assistant director of Homecoming ~Morenatsu Revisited~. May contain 18+ content from time to time.
Junir the J-Pop & Bow.. @lionwrestlerjun
965 Followers 5K Following (Pronounced JUNE-EAR 😊). Loves wrestling, anime, bowling, J-Pop music, and also @Makoim ^_^ NSFW at times, 18+ only. (others will be blocked)
Luke Lobo @LukeLobo2
3K Followers 4K Following Old gray wolf, old cars, old electronics, no idea/forgot what to write here. Story collector. Icon by @Marloncores If found return to @ghostyarting
TotallyNotSteveTheDra.. @_SteveTheDragon
722 Followers 4K Following Not a bot! I have OCD: Obsessive Coyote Devotion. Froggy Gollum Enjoyer Latino/Irish, Dragon/Coyote, Toons/Monsters, Bi, I am duality. 🔞 18+ only. NSFW here.🔞
Mremokeker @Emokeker
986 Followers 2K Following 𝒎𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆, 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆, 𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒎𝒊𝒏𝒆 ֶֶֶָָָ֢֢ ⋆｡˚ ♡ Jessie ♡ ₁₀.₁₁.₂₃ Gta content base and airport player and cars and DEVX
Luigi Da Porto @Luigi1927695389
214 Followers 5K Following
@thatbifurry🇺🇦�.. @thatbifurry2
143 Followers 3K Following 18 year old furry and car enthusiast | vaxxed and boosted | adhd | nfts are stupid | fuck zoos | bi | they/them | leftist | 1312 |
👑King Constantine .. @KingConstantin3
1K Followers 701 Following 🐾🌈AD Art account for a Homosexual Raccoon 🦝, He/Him, gay NSFW furry stuff here, stay tuned for more fun🌈 🐾 https://t.co/XHPIBzwRw0
Squishy Wolf @HeartlessHealer
287 Followers 2K Following Healy here! Big nerd. Furry. Male pronouns. Always squishy. Love slimes & dogs! Images marked sensitive just in case. Might retweet NSFW art. Icon by @SucreLux
Grymmpaw @shadowwolf0590
3K Followers 5K Following Author of the WOLF series. Pup. He/Him. (36). IT Access Admin. Poly. Taken. Twitch Affiliate: https://t.co/mr4z5nVvCk Link Tree: https://t.co/NKOScuHiVe
Clever Panda @cleverpanda04
352 Followers 922 Following Clever Panda reviews the online available products for people to buy & recommends the best products on its Social Platforms. #onlineshopping #shoppingandretail
🦊☕️Coffee Fox�.. @RazorFoxxo
856 Followers 5K Following 🔞🐾 “Foxxo” 🐾 22🐾 He/Him🐾 Gamer🐾Coffee Addict ☕️🐾 Metalhead 🤘🎸🤘🐾My Wolf: @SneakyMaverick🐾Fluffy 🐾 pfp: @WayNLaG🐾 Banner: @MokaCollie🐾 INFJ-T 🐾🔞
GorillaBoof™ {Big D.. @wolf_monkey
12K Followers 6K Following BananaDoggo/GorillaDoggo. Monstersexual. Mayor of Homoland™. Himbo gym-bro. 43 year-old dad I guess? #NSFW R18+ etc. Arts I post are works I have commissioned.
Bauske @Bauske
4K Followers 3K Following Gamer, streamer, he/him, part-time lion, game dev, pixel artist, demi, and Pac-Man fanatic. 🧡@LennoxSipher💜 Find me on 🟦☁️ at @Bauske.bsky.social
Z-T00N @z_t00n_
87K Followers 1 Following
Ol' Wolf: (Bein' all .. @Ol_Wolf_Piper
184 Followers 1K Following 52 year old Wolf doing art and smoking my pipe. Pronouns: HE/HIM Cis. Male. 🔞18+ only, please. NO MINORS. 🔞 Official Greymuzzle. INFJ-A Commisions: Not open.
Frasier D&D @FrasierDnD
23K Followers 6 Following Tell me how you want to do this. I’m listening. (CREATOR: @Bencompetence) (LIVESTREAM: https://t.co/31ItFXwDzW) (CONTACT: [email protected])
ҒuϮicosuᶄi ₢enl.. @XavierTmccloud
324 Followers 416 Following Magical pink bear sprite. 23 NO BS! Specialties: Technical Knightbear & Singer May talk Stonks. Eccentric Polymath. 🧸#Humanist #Reciprocity @futicosuki.bsky.
Naki @NakiSilverwind
826 Followers 854 Following
Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK
109K Followers 4K Following Award-winning poltergeist and comedian | UK Tour: https://t.co/xRmZ1HMrIf | Books: https://t.co/7LYG9aR1sa | Pronouns like a butler coughing: he/him
ReccaWolf🔜FWA @ReccaWolfTweets
554 Followers 2K Following 18+ ONLY! FA furry muscle artist, bi wolf, video gamer, and YouTuber. https://t.co/MqF3v5zehB
Flicker @Thatbloopanda
92 Followers 335 Following 31 year old horndog, recently moved from Brisbane to Sydney
Archie (Comm Open) @porkintime
1K Followers 843 Following NSFW artist. Fetish/kink-friendly. Over 40 years old. No minors. 🔞 Tweets no longer in-character as of 2/3/23. *Repost with credit and link back ok!*
TrekCulture @TrekCulture
15K Followers 367 Following #StarTrek lists, rankings, news and editorials from https://t.co/L3hvxW9zUk 🖖🏼
Luke Lobo @LukeLobo2
3K Followers 4K Following Old gray wolf, old cars, old electronics, no idea/forgot what to write here. Story collector. Icon by @Marloncores If found return to @ghostyarting
🏴☠️Maddox�.. @maddoxrules
40K Followers 2K Following New York Times Bestselling author. Thought Leader. Philanthropist. Genius. Latest book AVAILABLE NOW https://t.co/Z200xd8AUY IG: https://t.co/GKCcOz3SCw
GreekCeltic @GreekCeltic
40K Followers 280 Following Ashley | 38 | Tired old lady who draws. https://t.co/SjKnbCtLhY https://t.co/9CIiPX94GG Other places to find me: https://t.co/NfOAXieZr4
Squishy Wolf @HeartlessHealer
287 Followers 2K Following Healy here! Big nerd. Furry. Male pronouns. Always squishy. Love slimes & dogs! Images marked sensitive just in case. Might retweet NSFW art. Icon by @SucreLux
Grymmpaw @shadowwolf0590
3K Followers 5K Following Author of the WOLF series. Pup. He/Him. (36). IT Access Admin. Poly. Taken. Twitch Affiliate: https://t.co/mr4z5nVvCk Link Tree: https://t.co/NKOScuHiVe
The Nerdskull, Woke M.. @the_nerd_skull
15K Followers 3K Following Infamous Nerd Culture Opinion-Haver. Queer. Any pronouns. Video Games, Board Games, Anime, Novels. Lefty politics, anti-bullying, anti-harassment.
M @OOCGundam
13K Followers 1 Following
🏳️🌈🐱 ir.. @ThatPinkCat1
691 Followers 505 Following Alt account 🏳️🌈 he/him Strawberry flavoured snow leopard
Mark Hamill @MarkHamill
5.1M Followers 2K Following Believe in yourself! Work hard, never give up & anything's possible! OR: Kick back, relax & aim low: You'll never be disappointed...😜 I IGNORE ALL DMs!
Wolf “finallygotwen.. @yamasmut
33K Followers 1K Following 18+ NSFW furry artist and bodybuilder. Personal account, will post art, selfies, whatever. I don't do commissions, requests, or RP. Banner by @xgay_ratx
Tobey @FenrisWuffy
1K Followers 5K Following Tobey|22|Punk Tabby Cat|Pan|NB/GF|They/Them|PFP:@alien_mutt|Header: @eroskunlove| BLM // ACAB | 💙@UnboundSnep💙 | Very NSFW: 18+🔞| ENG/FRA (Learning)
🐰❤️ Divad Nowh.. @BunnyBoy89
127 Followers 624 Following Artiste gay furry. TSA. Art SFW et NSFW. 🔞 Abonnez-vous ! 34 ans Il/Lui En couple avec Yug Sioris❤️ DYJ ! Furédition
🍇WILDBERRY DRAGON�.. @AzureParagon
2K Followers 5K Following MANUAL Social acc of @Octazure📷ENTJ-A/8w9 Writer+Artist♂⚣丑猿♅(♄)♑💉💉💉🔴Type O+🪖Active Duty MILfur(US ARMY)🤠COWBOY 🔮Shapeshifter w/multiple sonas⏳30🐲:🌪⚡🔥
K.O. @_KO_panda
699 Followers 3K Following I'm in the furry fandom, a large panda bear by the name of K.O.
Janja 🍰☕ WORKING.. @Janjauwu
38K Followers 4K Following 21 im big boi 🇲🇽 dejen el bullying, el bullying no es bueno solamente destruye el alma y el cerebro Tiktok: same as twitter
⛈ Weather Wolf ⛈ @ThatJWolf
334 Followers 1K Following Grey wolf furry. 29. Meteorologist. Gamer (PC). Big time Caniac #LetsGoCanes. Sweet tea addict. StarFox junky. Good pup. Telegram: jwolfj
Kurroe @KurroeTiger
1K Followers 3K Following *The* Chocolate Tiger!🍫🐯 Living in Canada(🇨🇦)! From Mexico 🇲🇽 (se habla español) Probably (definitely) lewds ahead! 🔞
Redcoat Dad Doggo @RedcoatDadDog
272 Followers 384 Following Moved to bluesky, no longer really here. Search for me there.
Franco Daniel �.. @Daniel29Franco
2K Followers 5K Following "Si nosotros ardemos, USTEDES ARDERÁN CON NOSOTROS" by Katniss Everdeen (Los Juegos del Hambre: Sinsajo Parte 1)
🍕PurplePizzaEater�.. @BubbaGummArt
8K Followers 946 Following Fantasy commission artist +18 only! Commissions: CLOSED Under🔞 WILL BE BLOCKED. 🚫RP/ 🚫Trades/ 🚫Requests. icon by mystik
Ned Weasel @Ned_Weasel
844 Followers 2K Following Furry weasel dude. He/him. Age 40+. Views are my own. Some mature content, 18+ only.
@[email protected] .. @RalvrWuff
1K Followers 2K Following 30+ Test Engineer from 🇲🇽. Videogames, music, naughtiness & tea. @[email protected] 18+ only. Hus🐐 is @JP_Bleats Icon: @HugoThePinkCat Banner: @vasukistoat
Bobert Ottah @BobbOttoh
4K Followers 185 Following Hi! Just your local ott making lewds and such. DMs are for business only. M-FR 10am-5pm PST
Mike 🅱️atz~ @MikeThe_Batz
5K Followers 1K Following I'm fruit bat 🦇🥝|+20s| I draw suggestive muscle fur 💪🐺| NO RP | NO NSFW | +18 pls https://t.co/fz11LqpQBt
Jeremy Husky 🐶🐺.. @jeremy_hybrid
6K Followers 5K Following Sfw & nsfw art & retweets| Minors beware! 🔞| 31 yr old gay furry 🏳️🌈| He/Him| Banner & Pfp by @GotSomeHaps
🐉The Dad Dragon�.. @DadragonKotah
2K Followers 163 Following 38/Dragon.🐾Lover. Buff Derg Loadin💪 Hubby @jakesilverwings😍💜💛🖤 🔞Suggestive suit pics at times NSFW🔞 @morefurless suiter
🐴 Jaleo 🔞 No Mi.. @Jaleo_Frison
2K Followers 242 Following Just an old Spanish Horse and Has-Been Furry artist, SFW (cars&bikes) & NSFW (Horse stuff) / My Patreon: JaleoTips https://t.co/SUF4YDtc6e
Wolf @Whitewolffurry
389 Followers 5K Following Hey! A spanish wolf here Age: 28 Active Don't own any image
Ryan George @theryangeorge
68K Followers 375 Following Hi there, hello! I do comedy things - Pitch Meetings and many other videos where I talk to myself.
Chairtastic @Chairtastic
181 Followers 598 Following Spite, Gayness, Writing, Memery, unhealthy habits, psychology and class awareness. CIS(M)|32|No Minors|HatesNazis Icon by @drfoxweyman banner by @BrieflyY33N
Rocko “Hertz Donut�.. @Rocko_otts
3K Followers 851 Following 🔞 He/Him 40s Grey-Ace ♧ married otter. Gay stuff right up to the brim, babe. 越僑/加拿大獸人 🐘: @[email protected] 🟦☁️: @rocko.bsky.social
🏴�.. @crzybritwolf
442 Followers 5K Following ★ My Name Is Mr.Wuffy. ★ I'm 35, Male, Autism, Gay, Single, Like To Make Friends & I'm Fuckin Scottish!!! ★ 🔞+ Only. ★ ( Backup Account: @MonsterCrzy )
WindKing @WindKing0
267 Followers 112 Following 🦁, 44, ⚣, ΘΔ Werelion therian/furry. Weirdo even beyond that. Icon by @RoninKinX
Jackaloo @JackalooComics
59K Followers 306 Following 🐐 Dingoat (he/him) 🔞 Maker of LGBTQ furry comics 18+ ONLY 🐾 Commissions CLOSED 🛑 Currently working on Interns Vol 4 & day job arts!
@ lindsayellis.bsky.s.. @thelindsayellis
288K Followers 623 Following Account for author and ex-youtuber, Lindsay Ellis, run by @elisaintime unless otherwise specified - repped by Christopher at https://t.co/HGdYoAELiO
This one post has so many of y'all slipping that mask right off it's incredible. You can't "just be" a funny animal. We're people pretending to be funny critters. We're still PEOPLE. Those of us who are minorities still have to deal with everything that comes with that.
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@Bioxz Buttered white bread, a smear of braunschweiger laid on it like peanut butter. 🐺
@Bioxz yes, it is mostly the seasons you taste. it is very much a pate'. Find a small tube of it (they in soft tubes with pinched ends). There are a great many varieties of it. My Dad got me started on it while i was very young and never let me know what it was. I learned much later.🐺
Trying to sketch something that's out of my usual stuff.
Omg i can't believe i found this. It was a picture from PSM ( Play staion magazine) vol. 5 issue 47. from July 2001. This picture of Kimari in a "Speedo" was a HUGE awakening for me when i was just starting to go through puberty. 🥵😤😍
In all the years, I've been in the fandom & I've never shown anyone my full body & face on camera like this. You usually just see parts of me. I lost some weight recently and I was feeling good so I took this. I'm extremely shy, so it's only gonna stay up for a little while.
What if we kissed in the house of hexagon doorways?
Not too too wild, but I can safely say we’ve never seen a doorways with this shape before. Currently listed for only $500,000 in Arlington, TX
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