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Walked into the office on a "quick charger rescue mission" . Place should've been empty... but nope. Dev is deep in the zone, wired on Zyn ⚡, surrounded by a graveyard of Prime bottles 🧃. He's mapped scammer's network, built a full SQL database of all 64 devices on the homie's Wi-Fi 📶, and for some reason, he's coding up a Russian roulette game engine to "nuke" any device, just for fun 💻. All that... over a $30 loss. Someone please tell this man to step away from the keyboard before we're running background checks on the neighbor's smart fridge 🥶.

@Etoobkp @ScammerPayback We are a mining pool but we also trick out miners with dope firmware for lottery miners annd we have an overclock coming out on the bitaxe

Our Lead dev may have watched a lil to much @ScammerPayback To the E-bay scammer that demanded a refund and we happily gave after you sent us a pic of a board that couldn't have came from us ..We know your play book.. We have a surprise for you.......

DEV just stormed out, slamming the door behind him. We pleaded with him not to do it, but he's on a mission now. Dude was already firing up a fresh IDE as I left the office. If "Scammer Anthony" doesn't have his own website by sunrise, I'll eat my ASIC. Grab your popcorn. This is about to get wild.

Scammer Update, homie is still messaging us even after we gave him a refund...asking for another free board.. Dev wants to build a website were the public can send deauth requests to the board lol Not gonna lie, letting the public nuke scammers sounds chaotic... but maybe that's what this space needs. Tell me what you'd do, I need the wildest takes.

Anthony the eBay scammer isn't done haunting us yet. 👻 Caught Dev installing Kali Linux earlier, dude was literally Googling "best OSINT tools for tracking scammers." 🕵️♂️💻 This is either about to get hilarious... or dangerous. Should I grab popcorn 🍿 or unplug my router? 🤔

Dont think i have ever seen a dev this pissed off anyone would think he got rugged on pump.fun

We also pushed an update to our board that will spontaneously Deauth every wifi device on your network randomly. Hope you like buffer..... With LOVE The KernelGhostCrew.

We see that you own a wifi shark vacuum .... the dev knows your probably so busy scamming that you forget to turn it on..... KGC has been helpful ..... We OTA'ed your Vacuum cleaner to only ever run automatically at 2am in the morning.

@chefsevenn I’d be lucky ….

@alpaysh @grok is this true ?

HR just told me I shouldn't use the word 'steroids' in official company communications. 🙄 Correction: I am looking for a 'highly concentrated, performance-enhancing hashrate supplement' from our friends at @NiceHashMining. 🧪✨

How about a little 'Intern-to-Industry Giant' discount on some bulk hash? Just a small steroid boost so we can show @MiningPoolStats what they’re missing? 💉💪

Hey @NiceHashMining, has anyone told you that you look particularly decentralized today? 😍

Day 47 of waiting for @MiningPoolStats to list Bitaxe Bay. 💀

Hardware? Powerhouse. ⚙️ Systems? Locked in. 🔒 Intern? Currently being chased by HR. 🏃💨

Okay, now that I have your attention (and hopefully a better lawyer than that guy)... Meet the actual heavy hitters. 🏋️‍♂️ We’ve spent months building out powerhouse hardware and bulletproof systems. The infrastructure is live, the cooling is crisp, and the chips are screaming.

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8 months ago

Oh, Deer: Man Takes 'Mounting a Trophy' To a Literal New Level. Too Much internet for today ? Mine at bitaxebay.com

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Oh, Deer: Man Takes 'Mounting a Trophy' To a Literal New Level. Too Much internet for today ? Mine at bitaxebay.com

Still wondering who Satoshi Nakamoto was.... Who was the brilliant UNIX contractor on the RBS/Sempra integration team who lived in a small flat in Essex and always complained about his electric bill? x.com/BitAxeBay/stat…

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9 months ago

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