Bogan Developer 🇦🇺 @BoganDeveloper
I write bloody code mate alright Australia Joined May 2020-
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PSA: Nobody gives a shit that it’s your last day after many long years and you’re looking forward to a new chapter in your career
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I never wish my team a merry christmas just so they know we are not a fuckin’ family
Java.time needs to add `.cutla` as a time convenience method. Never know when you’re gonna be a cutla minutes before execution.
Elon wants engineers working all weekend? Mate I hardly work during the week
How do I give peer feedback to a workmate when I want to say they’re a lazy bastard in a politically-correct way?
Stop bloody asking if people can see your screen Every app literally indicates which screen is being fuckin shared
“I encourage others to challenge my proposed changes to the architecture” = “Disagree with me and I’ll say nothing but I ain’t forgetting that shit dickhead”
Remember when they said we’d all be doing gig work and renting out our cars when not in use. Fuck that no one’s touching my damn car
TIL: People actually sit down and read technical books. When they start quoting Fowler on beer caps I might consider it.
The best bloody thing about WFH is no random drug testing
The only reason I don’t wanna be an Engineering Manager is because people will expect me to be retweeting Simon Sinek quotes all day
Interest rates should also go up on tech debt
I'm waiting for the day every Twitter account must follow Elon and we can't Unfollow
The best part of my day is when I go in and disagree with everyone on every minor point. Job well bloody done if you ask me.
I don’t see why I can’t write in my performance review goals that I want to be shunned by the Functional Programming cult
The only Travelling Salesman Problem I’m interested in is how to optimise the Dan Murphy’s delivery drivers route to my place
The best way to ignore dumbarse PR review comments is to reply that you’re gonna address that on a “future PR”
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