Shyam Srinivasan @Boogs79

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials. If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something... We already got it in. Like...GOT. IT. IN. We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun. We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough. We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer. We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field. INTO THE WOODS. Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass? And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm. That was TALENT. We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else. There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends. There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.” And we FOLLOWED MIKE. We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast. And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house. Eating pizza and watching movies. Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle. We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process. We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on. We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet. We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction. We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback. And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop. So yes...now we like being home. We like sweatpants. We like cancelling plans. We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending. We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table. We like being home by 8:17. And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?” Sleeping...we are sleeping. Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement. We already played, partied and danced on the bar. We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl. We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones. So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think: “God, you guys are boring.” Sweetheart...oh sweetheart. You are looking at retired legends. Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented. xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

MAN TO MAN 4 Sad Truth About Men Who Treat Their Birthdays Like A Normal Day.

Playing Country Roads/Elvis/Freebird/Sweet Home Alabama is A+. So much American exceptionalism. Imagine not being us? Would suck!

The World Cup is so awesome

KHOU 11 News Houston @KHOU

4 months ago

WAIT FOR IT ⚽⚽⚽ This is the reaction from fans of DR Congo when their team scored a tying goal against Cristiano Ronaldo and Portugal at in World Cup action at Houston Stadium today. Game recap: khou.com/article/sports…

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IRS: you owe us taxes Me: how much do I owe? IRS: you get to figure that out Me: can I just pay what I want? IRS: no we know exactly how much you owe but you have to guess the number too Me: what if I guess wrong? IRS: jail Happy tax day!

How did this get cut from the theatre release??? x.com/SonOfaGYSGT/st…

Kalshi Film @Kalshi_Film

7 months ago

What scene live in your head rent free?

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@ClayTravis Long, boring season. Lack of meaningful games. Lack of traveling calls. Whining. Too much one on one. Fan bases disengaged. Sure the options you provided are also reasons but there are so many more.

Terps beat Iowa. Maybe we are actually really really really good with a really really really bad record. I don’t make the rules.

USA is rocking game worn United States Olympic men’s hockey jerseys🇺🇸🇺🇸

M Street and Wisconsin in Georgetown taken over by a large crowd of celebrating Iranians, chanting USA USA … not what I was expecting during my run today.

A drone captures a chase of two wolves and rabbit. The rabbit never gives up.

MAN WHEN WE PLAYED IN THAT COLD WEATHER WE WAS COLD.

OSU have a U of M problem?

Girls: « We can’t talk with strangers » Boys:

So McCallie and Baylor are two Chattanooga, TN private schools and huge rivals. They play this Friday and @McCallieSchool just dropped an all time hype video for the football game. Watch this:

Oregon @CoachDanLanning talked about Charlie Kirk, violence, and how everyone has a right to their opinion in America. Damn this is good. Watch and share:

90% of financial advisors and stock pickers fail to beat the market. If you react emotionally, you’re likely to sell at bottoms and buy at tops. Buy S&P 500 index funds and just hold them for decades. Don’t overthink it.

Buy S&P 500 index funds and hold them for the rest of your life. Keep adding to your holdings as your finances allow. Check the value every six months or so. Even better, don’t bother to look for a decade or more. You’ll average 9% a year in decades to come. You’re welcome.

Brendan Cronin @Cronin617

a year ago

@ClayTravis I wish I knew how to make money in the stock market….I just need someone to break it down in layman’s terms and I’ll put in the work and go from there.

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This has happened to me multiple times most recently for a nhl playoff game. At stadium with my kids in tow, and tickets no good, the replacement tickets no good, and then customer service a nightmare to deal with. Really lost their touch over the years.

Joe Colangelo @Itsjoeco

a year ago

Want to share why I will never use @StubHub again. Bought 4 tickets to a Broadway show for tonight. Brought three kids. At 4pm we get notification that our purchased tickets will NOT be delivered. Miserable. But we're in NYC what are we going to do? There are no comparable

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Facts

Randy Grierson @GriersonRandy

a year ago

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