Megan Booth @Boothingtons

Follow me, follow me, leave your homes and families... Manchester Joined March 2011

Tweets

4K
Followers

169
Following

380
Likes

1K

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

4 years ago

Southerners can get fucked, been tutted at about 8 times today. Also, why is everything 5 miles away from each other. Grow up London.

0 0 2 213 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

4 years ago

There are two Americans sat behind me referring to Barcelona as Bark-alona. #DeathToTheYanks

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

4 years ago

Ten-a-bet big Liz isn’t even in that coffin.

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

4 years ago

People of Sardinia definitely believe that pancetta is a vegetable, no vegetarian meal is without it. 🤌🏻🐖

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

4 years ago

Please God let no more Italians mention the queen to me, I’ve only been here two hours.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

4 years ago

Greeks will visibly wince when they see a cat, but will step over a rat sized cockroach and say “watch out for roachie!”

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Sometimes when I come home from running an errand, I just sit in my car for a good 30 minutes to prolong the inevitable bombardment of bullying by my cats from now until they are fed.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Guy sat behind me at a restaurant has asked EVERY waiter if they take American Express. Dude we get it, you’re American.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Currently sticking out like a sore thumb in Athens, the locals are still wearing fur coats and I am living it up in my floral dress and sandal ensemble.

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Why is it so hard to convince your mates to come to B&Q with you.

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Bin update: neighbours with nice shiny new wheelie bin assure me that their new shiny wheelie bin is not my new shiny wheelie bin. The search continues.

0 0 3 0 0

View Details

The bin man has moved my wheelie bin to an undisclosed location. My wheelie bin has no distinguishing features as its brand new and neither me or James have had time to brand it. I have just spent 20 minutes walking around asking neighbours if they have my bin, updates to follow.

0 0 2 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Watching “Hitlers secret sexlife” on Netflix, and it’s basically hours of historians talking about how Hitler had a very bad farting problem. This is the Saturday night tv I’ve been waiting for.

0 0 8 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Driving 16 miles with two very vocal cats in your car is not it. Finally let them out and now they won’t talk to me at all, typical.

0 0 1 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

Me and Jamesykins are at stress level 10, if anyone needs us we will be drunk on our balcony every day until we leave Manchester #ItsNotACopingMechanismIfWeArentCoping

0 0 0 0 0

View Details

Megan Booth @Boothingtons

5 years ago

@AskNationwide Thats great, apart from trying to resolve the issue my complaint "will be responded to within 5 working days"....Thats not helping to resolve.