Border Snail @BorderSnail
Border Mail parody and ultimate supporter of nutty politicos on both sides of that horrid isle. bordermail.com.au Albury Wodonga Joined November 2012-
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@KeaganFederici please keep your gun, you could use it on yourself xo
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@KeaganFederici you, my friend, are a sanctimonious neo-conservative soggy bag of cunts. Kill yourself :)
We're excited about the amount of animated GIFs that this election will produce.
In breaking news, PM Julia Gillard announces all Australians voters are to become Jewish before 14 September.
Anyone see a teenager over the weekend that wasn't drunk and rioting? Yeah? Keep it to yourself. We don't want to hear it.
Glad we could find a story of sport celebrities caught up in fire in our article yesterday. Almost came close to writing about real people.
Just noticed @wodongacouncil has a new site. If things go the way they usually do in Wodonga it'll look OK after 14 revisions and $8m.
Hey @AlburyCity, @wodongacouncil called your momma fat - wanna rumble in the causeway jungle?
Nominee for #wankoftheweek is a feature article on Postcodes, their tyranny and how they ruin white families.
Here at @BorderSnail we're touchy about the whole "internet vs print" thing so any chance we get we'll tell you the internet is full of AIDS
DON'T FORGET: Total fire ban on both sides of the Border today. Why? Because our stories are so full of hot air, that's why.
Pesky little admins telling the truth! Damn you all to online hell -- one full of soft porn and gambling ads.
On the upside of our outrage, we can probably get some more skimpy babes in bikinis posed suggestively at Zed Bar for our next Fresh cover.
Shock and horror at the internet's latest attempt to sexualise teens bordermail.com.au/story/1228657/…
We don't want business ruining our schools at night bordermail.com.au/story/1199449/…
What it's like when someone writes an Uiver story
Hey @SmirabellaMP I need a ride to Sydney, halves in a $1,000 cab fare? I'll pay extra if you need to get out at Canberra. #auspol
With most of us too tired from drinking new-age nostalgic VB all weekend we let Libs write the paper for us on Monday, bordermail.com.au/story/1189882/…
I've been thinking that we need more than 140 characters for vitriolic and satirical comments. Who would like to see a website?
At Sweethearts Pizza grabbing a slice. Once I'm done I better beat the shit out of someone or I'm not doing Dean Street Border Snail style.
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