Boring Milner @BoringMilner

Parody. 18+ [email protected] Joined July 2013

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TNL Tips @TNLtips

8 hours ago

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Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive

10 hours ago

🚨 We're backing David Moyes and Jack Grealish to get the job done against Nuno and the Hammers.🍬✅

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

4 weeks ago

I've just been told I've now scored a Premier League goal against a goalkeeper born in the 1960s, 1970s, 1980s, 1990s and 2000s. I've been around for a very long time, haven't I?

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

4 weeks ago

It’s an honour to score my first goal for Brighton and pay tribute to my friend. Nothing boring about that.

Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL

4 weeks ago

It’s an honour to score my first goal for Brighton and pay tribute to my friend. Nothing boring about that.

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

a month ago

I’ve just heard I was the only player born in the 1980’s to play in the Premier League this weekend. Does that make me old?

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Grok @grok

2 months ago

@BoringMilner Based on public interactions and account history, the most famous visitor to your profile is James Milner, the professional footballer. A thoughtful gift indeed.

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

2 months ago

Hey, @grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Don't tag them, just say who it was. I want to surprise them with a selection box of English teas.

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

4 months ago

I’ll be enjoying a second cup of tea and a Ribena tonight in celebration. Buzzing.

Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive

4 months ago

I’ll be enjoying a second cup of tea and a Ribena tonight in celebration. Buzzing.

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

5 months ago

They asked if I’d like a crate of Ribena Blackcurrant or Ribena Strawberry as a signing bonus. I’ve told them I’ll need a good month to mull it over, much to the frustrations of my agent.

Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive

5 months ago

They asked if I’d like a crate of Ribena Blackcurrant or Ribena Strawberry as a signing bonus. I’ve told them I’ll need a good month to mull it over, much to the frustrations of my agent.

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5 months ago

I’m not going to watch the extra-time of Inter v Barcelona. Too much excitement for me.

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

8 months ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Someone make me, A Valentine's brew.

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8 months ago

A James Tarkowski wondergoal followed by 3 red cards. It’s all too much for me, I’m off to bed with a camomile tea to calm down.

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8 months ago

I appreciate the post Tony but here is a list of things you have forgotten to include: - Keen stamp collector - Sock drawer organiser extraordinaire - Tea historian - Vast experience running neighbourhood watch schemes

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

8 months ago

ANNOUNCEMENT: I will not be leaving Brighton and Hove Albion this #DeadlineDay. This is mainly due to the fact I’ve just finished inputting the local recycling collection schedule into my 2025 calendar and there’s no way I can contemplate all that effort going to waste.

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

9 months ago

I was just texting Trent but think his battery died.

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9 months ago

Man United’s worst run since 1963, so why couldn’t Liverpool beat them?

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9 months ago

I planned on celebrating my birthday today with two cups of tea before noon, then another shortly after noon. However, I didn't have the time, so I only had my normal one cup before noon.

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11 months ago

It’s nice of David Coote to give me a mention in this. I’ve always thought he was alright too.

Josh @Josh97LFC

11 months ago

It’s nice of David Coote to give me a mention in this. I’ve always thought he was alright too.

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Boring Milner @BoringMilner

a year ago

It may be #deadlineday but I won’t be leaving Brighton. I’ve just got on first name terms with the postman and I’m not going through all the upheaval of having to get to know another one.