MovieTheatreEmployee @BossTalks
Quotes and conversations between my boss and I. Canada Joined August 2011-
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"Quit working and come watch Space Jam with me"
"it's the gayest thing ever for a guy to care what other guys think of his dick"
"Don't nice people creep you out? Like why are they being nice, what are they getting from it?"
Don't you hate it when you're jerking off with all your friends, watching porn. Then it changes to the dudes face right when you cum
Boss "One time when I had a cold sore, my friend was being an asshole so when he was sleeping I licked all over his dick"
Boss was so hungover he threw up twice, and skipped the last few hours of his shift to go start drinking again.
Boss: "Okay, I need you to drive to London Drugs and buy a dvi cable, we're hooking up the PS3 to the new digital projector tonight."
Me: "I think I'm gonna quit" Boss: "Why don't you just say your back hurts and get workers comp"
Boss "Dude! Check out those chicks by the concession. I wanna fuck them"
Me "Has your dick ever been soft around me?" Boss "Yeah! ...Maybe one time"
Boss: "Dammit, why do I keep farting?" Me: "Because you're lactose intolerant and you ate cheese" Boss: "Oh ya"
Boss tried a vertical jump over the queue rope and ended up tearing his suit pants all the way along the asscrack seam.
"Oh god. I gotta poo, I gotta poo, I gotta poo, I gotta poo" Then he runs to the bathroom while holding his asshole
"You don't wanna do drugs, they give you a bad reputation. I used to have a bad reputation..."
After talking about fighting me, my boss sends me this text: "Ill fuck u up worse than a whore ina whore house "
Had to give my boss a jump. He left his lights on for the forth time in the last month!
Spent the last hour playing double or nothing with rock paper scissors.
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