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oN the wizened word of the world's greatest financial advisor ever: i will now be making the most beautiful investment of them all. eternal silence
imn not like you guys. my favourite record has a baseball minigame packaged in with the vinyl release
when the pope makes tha t funny face he often makes that means hes cummin'
my value alarm keeps going off. "value detected" "there is value" ok, and?
i iamgine 100 instances of the trolley problem in my head every single second of every single day. through this i have long since Acessed the highest echelon of compassion which is actually having no regard for human life what soever
im recieving guidance from financial guru jerry "Money" seinfeld
"oooh boy that's a funny number" - curators and directors
my nephew's rigour mortis in his casket is making him do a youtuber face in death. i weep to this cruel reality
my innovateive driving techniques which involve running red lights in ajn order determined by the fibbionachi sequence on each individual Journey are recieving criticism
theres' one thing i will Never let them say about me. naturally youLl never know what it is
my "Scary burger" restrautnt is encounterign criticism for mauling to death & killing our patrons. i dont understand, thats the scariest thing i could think of!!
i would like God to apologize to me directly for takign away the life of my nephew as he bravely fought in world war sjw
the french revolution happened because i demanded to be allowed to sell my Shit on the free marketplier
ooooh im being killed! oooh im being killed on twitter dot com! oooh no im having my stomach that looks like a glazed ham split open on twttier dot com. ooh noo im choking on my own bile which tastes like mtn dew red oh nooo
all this fucking t echnology and i still have no way to throw my dick into the computer and never see it again
sorryfor SaYIng that pupular Irish youtuber jackseptic eye isnt white. iam a time traveller so these things are very confusing for me
sadly there was nothing we c could have done. my nephew just woke up one day and decideied to be the most Unhinged and de ranged boy in the world
becoming a Medium to talk to dick cheneys' ghost and saying ' fuck you so much buddy'
Vlad the explainer @antelopeburger
26 Followers 201 Following I speak only in riddles and am poisoning ur drinking water
Bomber57 @Bomberx57
153 Followers 504 Following Occasional things. Any pronouns, 27, Bi. Icon by https://t.co/RZO1twbq7F
Tetra @greenTetra_
11K Followers 924 Following "The future will be better tomorrow." @DrehmalMC 🦋: tetra dot bsky dot social 🇹: gtetrahedron
Nancy Lemon 🐦🦜�... @lemonancy
93 Followers 905 Following birdposting zone 🐦 https://t.co/o4hinxxZJi 💚 portland timbers 💚 ❤ @jenna_jumble ❤ #GirlsLikeUs
a lawyer who is a bir... @homestuckatlaw
52 Followers 176 Following I'm just a law student trying her best to not be a bastard. nothing here is legal advice
the girl's a scrobble... @TwitchyTyrant
203 Followers 1K Following
Albanian Rand Paul @MacronLibrelDie
4 Followers 10 Following 2016 Democratic Nominee, SecState, Jenator, hair icon. Mom, Wife, Grandma x3, snakes ladders champion, fan of walks in the woods & standing back and standing by
Clam Yossarian 🦘 @Cpt_J_Yossarian
787 Followers 4K Following Rex! He/Him | Pinko | Steely Stan | Read Theory (Teppu & Dorohedoro) | Art: @beanytuesday Moot Policy 👇
Malk @drinkplentymalk
171 Followers 167 Following Malk, 26, dissociative postgender aroace person, hobbyist creative-type, epic bacon PFP by @eggoatt
this project is retwi... @firstbitten
41 Followers 786 Following dilapidated and dead, im @twiiceshy now
kainé 🌿 @ DEAD EN... @mareserpentine
510 Followers 4K Following It's too soon to be falling over. Get it together. You still can fight, right?
corvisquires @c0rvisquires
333 Followers 2K Following yuji / he/him / 23 / gamer / trans rights / japanese /javascript and html amateur
tirant @tirantbacon
125 Followers 405 Following
jackie 🇵🇸 🇳�... @KaJackiex
691 Followers 1K Following Hegelian-Maoist Third Worldist Labour aristokkkratic union member 💜 she/they 🏳️⚧️ Tama ang Magrebelde! 📕 JDPON ❤️
whims @whimsicalEclair
231 Followers 1K Following ■ hi i'm whimsi! i make music, i'm part of the music team for @deconrecon_, and i do art sometimes!!
Max Broeks @BroeksMax
0 Followers 6 Following
Oscar Taylor @shrug_slain
15 Followers 98 Following Oh, you thought you could learn my secrets that easily? Please. It takes at least a level 3 hacker to find out my favourite episode of Adventure Time (S07E23)
¯\_(ಠ_ಠ)_/¯ @courtneyconk
340 Followers 1K Following if that means I gotta pop some booty for beethoven, so be it
Neutrality 🫂 @_eutrality
52 Followers 1K Following 123456789101112131415161718192021222324252627282930313233343536373839404142434445464748495051525354-oh, and skeleton enthusiast. Underperforming archivalist.You might like
