Brando @BrandonLocke

Less is mo MI Joined March 2008

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Brando @BrandonLocke

3 years ago

In 1827 a buffalo, two small bears, two raccoons, a dog, and a goose were sent over Niagara Falls in a condemned merchant ship set ablaze.

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When you see one of these Bio-Reactors for sale you will be tempted to try it – DO NOT attempt to run it in store – it is strictly against store policy to run reactors inside as the cauterizing meat puts off an overwhelming aura. Images generated with Amazing AI for Mac.

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Brando @BrandonLocke

4 years ago

@blobtower Realizing how much of a meat and potatoes Dylan fan I've been.

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Brando @BrandonLocke

4 years ago

@TylerSchmidt Is this an artisanal human-made mobile banner?

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Brando @BrandonLocke

4 years ago

@BrokeAssStuart Pro-tip: hide a few in your pocket then go see a movie at the Kabuki.

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Brando @BrandonLocke

4 years ago

@justinosman @profgalloway frunky dumpy

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Brando @BrandonLocke

4 years ago

@TheOnion I repeat

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Brando @BrandonLocke

4 years ago

@crtk001 I still use that pad as my daily driver:

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Brando @BrandonLocke

4 years ago

@nathanfielder the plan: convince someone to lend us their baby for 40 years to make The Truman Show for real

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Mitch Paone @DIA_Mitch

4 years ago

“Proud to announce” that another year has gone by where @DIA_Studio has not submitted any work to any award show. Work is not a competition, life is not a competition. There are zero mental health benefits to competition and comparison.

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

@Knoll_Inc Is it possible to buy replacement mesh slings for the chairs?

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Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK

5 years ago

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

@laurengitis And being forced to listen on repeat. My capacity for listening repetitiously was so much higher then. I still hear the beginning of the next song when I hear songs from that era – listening to discs on repeat until I could afford a new stack of burnable CDs.

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

@smartpunk @TheSwellers @USPS Finally some good news: the wax survived.

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

Wow curved vinyl! Must be @usps special edition ⁦@TheSwellers⁩ ⁦⁦@smartpunk⁩ 🤬💀

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

@LeeSpielman "It's a strange world. Some people get rich and others eat shit and die." Hunter S Thompson

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

@smartpunk @USPS @TheSwellers Will do. In the meantime do you have any passive aggressive ideas for my slacker mail person?

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

@realmeaniehead love this for you but working in an what

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Brando @BrandonLocke

5 years ago

@ESBowman33 @marksnotnice I earned a BFA with a focus on art direction for advertising then worked at ad agencies from intern to AD. Best buckshot advice I can give you is research to refine your taste and obsess over the quality of your output.