Brantfreudian Slip @Brantfreudian
Hopefully humorous Brantford sketches, satire, hashtags & other tweetery. Join the party: #BtfdSketches #BrantfreudianTop10 #FakeBtfdNews #BrantfordMemes threads.net/@brantfreudian Brantford, Ontario Joined September 2016-
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Retired Brantford Smoke mascot caught sneaking into Bulldogs game wearing a fluffy tail and ears. #FakeBtfdNews #BrantfordBulldogs
Stoner house across the street immediately fashions water bong from new city green bin. #FakeBtfdNews #Brantford #Btfd #Brant
Speaking of traffic, we can't wait for the school bus drivers to test out some of these new speed bumps... #Brantford #Btfd #BrantfordON #SpeedBumps
Look, we like a cheap bag of pistachios just as much as the next Brantfordian but AT WHAT COST!? #Brantford #BtfdMemes #Costco
There's an event at the Ontario 55+ Summer Games that's just called 'Walking' and honestly, we get it 😫
We'll be at the corner of Elgin & Gretzky if any youth want to help us cross the street. We'll split a yogurt cone with you (ice cream's hard on our belly) 😉🍦
We'll be at the corner of Elgin & Gretzky if any youth want to help us cross the street. We'll split a yogurt cone with you (ice cream's hard on our belly) 😉🍦
Fingers crossed that our mayor gets one of the cool super powers like invincibility or laser eyes and not something lame like detachable arms 🤞 #BigCityMayors #Brantford #Btfd
You can feel the tension 40 klicks down the 403 😐 #BrantfordBulldogs #Brantford #Btfd
Imagine painting something 90 times and still being this bad at it 🤦♂️
Imagine painting something 90 times and still being this bad at it 🤦♂️
SEND N̶U̶D̶E̶S̶ TOWELS 🌊
Retired Brantford CAO just shows back up to work like nothing ever happened. #BtfdNews
City of Brantford in partnership with GrandBridge Energy launches first mandatory Earth Hour 🚫💡 #FakeBtfdNews
#HappyBDayAlex! 🤙🥳
Happy BDay Alex! 🤙🥳 We'll be retweeting some of our favourite Bell-bound content today to celebrate the big man's birthday! 🎂 #AlexanderGrahamBell #TelephoneCity #Brantford #BtfdSketches #BellCity 🔔
City council approves culling of smaller & weaker pick-up trucks after it's determined that there are more pick-up trucks in Brantford than there are things to pick-up 🚚 #FakeBtfdNews #Brantford #Btfd
Skyler Danes @SkylerDanes
374 Followers 447 Following Hip-Hop Artist, Show Organizer, DJ & Producer 🧠 30+ Performances 🎙 Multi-Instrumentalist 🥁 1/2 of @JakAndSky 👻 Mr. Bell City 🔔 #AltRap out now! 💿
PYNX PRODUCTIONS 🇨.. @PynxProductions
739 Followers 456 Following DJ Services/Photo Booth ++ https://t.co/9b7oRxYh5H | Live Events/AV Support/Rentals/Event Streaming/Stages ++ https://t.co/DJh44LlR9E
BarCode 🌧 @barcodetheband
995 Followers 589 Following BarCode is a 3-piece rock combo from #Brantford, that covers Classic Rock and Top 40 artists. Follow @CaptainSpunk for more good times! 🍻 #cheers #123sociable
Nancy 🎶 @DDubshorty_nv82
1K Followers 2K Following Die hard NKOTB fan & @DonnieWahlberg lover ;) DDUB follow 12/06/2011!!!!!.Livin the dream! LOVE LOVE @thetrews! My Home Town Boys!! basketball/car girl.
Jeffrey Harding 🩴 @CaptainSpunk
1K Followers 785 Following Guitarist with @barcodetheband since 2003. Rocking the #Dadbod since before it was cool. Lover of BBQ and sushi. Autism Dad. 🎶🎤🎸🍔🍗🍣🍤🧩
Colleen Kitchen @Collkitch95
3 Followers 91 Following
Mack @Bmack994
20 Followers 61 Following
Robert M.A. Nagy @NAGYINSPRO
313 Followers 1K Following Executive Vice President @ Grand River Insurance Brokers | Uncle | Athlete | Family Man | Opportunist | Proud Rotarian | Leader + Game Changer.
Mohawk University @MohawkUniverse
170 Followers 474 Following As the Mohawk Charitable Foundation for Grand River ("Mohawk University") is building lifelong connections with our residents, guests, partners and communities.
Stoxs Celebrating Lif.. @Stoxs
160 Followers 516 Following
Cfleming @CFleming11
9 Followers 105 Following
Ed Bernacki @EdBernacki
320 Followers 311 Following 2024: launching the #1 Journal for Innovators: Navigator Journals. Ed Bernacki created this for the new world of work. Its analog innovation. Idea management.
Greenhousedave @greenhousedave
202 Followers 541 Following
TandMProductionCo🎚.. @TandMHD
251K Followers 150K Following Music Production team from Rhode Island that created Frederick's Bass Tester ----- @TandMMusic, @TandMTV, @FredericksBass
Jacob Letourneau - Re.. @JacobLetour
6 Followers 42 Following Showcasing Station Sixty Lofts, a unique blend of contemporary condos and historic condos and historical charm in Downtown Brantford, ON - Register Today 👇
Bobcat of Brantford @bobcatbrantford
318 Followers 269 Following Bobcat of Brantford is the official dealer of Bobcat products, that ranges from skid steers and mini-excavators, to a wide selection of in-store merchandise.
Florence Alex @flo_22331
109 Followers 567 Following
Laurel @laurellambkin
11 Followers 425 Following Science Educator, Former Bio and Chem Pre-collegiate, now specialist in Violence and Trauma recovery. UPenn Masters.
Gunax89 @GerJamieson
54 Followers 249 Following Haudenosaunee of the Six Nations of the Grand River. Just here to share my experiences and perspective. I offer services on fiverr.
Cloud Nine Cannabis �.. @CloudNineCanna
965 Followers 2K Following FLY HIGH WITH CLOUD NINE CANNABIS … @BrantCannabisCo🌳 @WoodstockCanna✌️ https://t.co/mHu4Cfe37k
Brantford Wrestling @BTFDWrestling
63 Followers 47 Following June 7 - Proudly sponsored by Brantford Apparel @BrantfordApparel
Brantford Party Renta.. @BrantfordParty
40 Followers 130 Following
Steve Wilcox @stevemwilcox
2K Followers 2K Following Assistant Professor. Game + Instructional Designer. Research: pro-social play, social cognition, & critical design. He/him.
Preston VanEvery @PrestonVanevery
137 Followers 277 Following I prefer my skates loose and my ankles bent. Hater of Bandwagoners and FanBoys a like, Product of 1994.
Q BBQ Public House @QBBQPublicHouse
888 Followers 2K Following
Jak Hellington @jakhellington
77 Followers 119 Following Emcee, Producer & 1/2 of The Original Beatsters. Sunny Side Up Out NOW !! 🍳🍳 LINK BELOW ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Donna Wilson @feistyred70
35 Followers 158 Following
BonfieldDickson @Hutch0227
80 Followers 306 Following
Original Beatsters �.. @JakAndSky
124 Followers 358 Following Hip-hop's undead duo, Jak Hellington (@jakhellington) & Skyler Danes (@skylerdanes). We are the Original Beatsters. #ghostem 👻 #bellcity 🔔
Christian Delesie @peanutsauce1441
51 Followers 97 Following I've figured out the world around me, but I haven't figured out myself. Avid Garfield lover, peanuts enjoyer, and calvin and hobbes enthusiast.
;&; @justadrizzle17
64 Followers 5K Following 🌬{uncomfortablynumb}💀🤘🏻⚽️🎺🦕🍄✨|🏳️🌈| |♋️|☘️🍁|🦎🐀🐁🧶🦜🐾| emotional puke on the daily~ #spoonie #NEISvoid #epilepsy🎗💜🧠| #climatechange🌾🌎♻️| #btlm
The Sputnik @Sputnik_News
1K Followers 553 Following Wilfrid Laurier University's independent student newspaper on the Brantford campus.
yuhshuua @jaysquue
56 Followers 174 Following
The Miserable Curmudg.. @the_miserable
33 Followers 93 Following I'm a 19th century soul trying to keep pace in the modern age.
Matt with Earl Grey @mattbrigade
915 Followers 4K Following Aging punk rocker, builder of internets, & watcher of Star Trek. My bucket list is not to be eaten by a shark. People say I should expand on that. He/They/Dude.
🧏🏾♀️🍷.. @FathySanogo
129 Followers 1K Following Entrepreneur stories + business advice -Brand Ambassador SoulCycle proud -Model without real results 4 covers I switch to madeover talent «No starving artist »
Rogers tv @Rogerstv20
5K Followers 3K Following #Rogerstv is your community TV for Waterloo Region, Guelph, Brantford and Stratford. Follow us and tune in on #Cable20 and https://t.co/jpwzuctW7u
Brantford Expositor @TheExpositor
13K Followers 1K Following News, Sports and information important to Brantford and Brant County
Brantford Police @BrantfordPolice
16K Followers 263 Following This account is not monitored 24/7. To report a crime in progress/emergency dial 911. For all other inquiries call 519-756-0113. Promoting Public Safety.
Susan Gamble @EXPSGamble
4K Followers 589 Following Reporting on general news and court cases in Brantford, Simcoe and, occasionally, further afield. Tweeting about anything that amuses me. [email protected]
Grand Erie District S.. @GEDSB
13K Followers 696 Following Grand Erie has a vision to Learn, Lead and Inspire, and a mission to build a culture of Learning, Well-Being and Belonging.
City of Brantford @CityofBrantford
12K Followers 589 Following Follow us for news, events and information updates from the City of #Brantford.
Skyler Danes @SkylerDanes
374 Followers 447 Following Hip-Hop Artist, Show Organizer, DJ & Producer 🧠 30+ Performances 🎙 Multi-Instrumentalist 🥁 1/2 of @JakAndSky 👻 Mr. Bell City 🔔 #AltRap out now! 💿
PYNX PRODUCTIONS 🇨.. @PynxProductions
739 Followers 456 Following DJ Services/Photo Booth ++ https://t.co/9b7oRxYh5H | Live Events/AV Support/Rentals/Event Streaming/Stages ++ https://t.co/DJh44LlR9E
Brant County Health U.. @BrantHealthUnit
5K Followers 422 Following Services to promote health, prevent disease & protect the health of our community. NOT monitored 24/7. Call: 519-753-4937. Terms of Use: https://t.co/zw1EVXUcYL
Brian Thompson @EXPbthompson
2K Followers 474 Following Multimedia Journalist/Photographer (37 yrs!) at The Expositor, the Postmedia daily newspaper in Brantford, ON. Also love to shoot trains. Lifelong Rush fan.
Nova Vita Brant @NovaVitaBrant
1K Followers 542 Following Helping families in Brantford and Brant County to live a life free from violence. 24hr Crisis & Support Line: 519-752-HELP (4357), https://t.co/pI3lVW3CK9.
BarCode 🌧 @barcodetheband
995 Followers 589 Following BarCode is a 3-piece rock combo from #Brantford, that covers Classic Rock and Top 40 artists. Follow @CaptainSpunk for more good times! 🍻 #cheers #123sociable
LITE 92 @Lite92FM
1K Followers 358 Following Southern Ontario's Favourites #Brantford #Hamilton #Burlington #Kitchener #Cambridge #Niagara #Oakville & all areas in between. Stream Us LIVE Everywhere
Brant Community Healt.. @BCHSFoundation
2K Followers 236 Following The Brant Community Healthcare System Foundation is committed to raising critical funds to support the Brantford General Hospital and the Willett, Paris.
Brantford Fire Fighte.. @BrantfordPFFA
2K Followers 422 Following Account not monitored. Please call 911 for any emergency.
Jeffrey Harding 🩴 @CaptainSpunk
1K Followers 785 Following Guitarist with @barcodetheband since 2003. Rocking the #Dadbod since before it was cool. Lover of BBQ and sushi. Autism Dad. 🎶🎤🎸🍔🍗🍣🍤🧩
Tara McCann Williams @TMcCannWilliams
413 Followers 263 Following Proud mom of 4. Wife. Volleyball coach with Simcoe Xtreme. Secondary school principal. Blessed!
Greenhousedave @greenhousedave
202 Followers 541 Following
Cloud Nine Cannabis �.. @CloudNineCanna
965 Followers 2K Following FLY HIGH WITH CLOUD NINE CANNABIS … @BrantCannabisCo🌳 @WoodstockCanna✌️ https://t.co/mHu4Cfe37k
CaptCan Comics @CaptcanComics
550 Followers 111 Following Canada's Online Comic Shop! We have 300,000+ Back Issues, & hundreds of weekly Pre-Sales, available on our app and website! 🍁
maurices Brantford @mauricesbtfd
112 Followers 84 Following Bringing Fashion and Flair to the Fashionistas of Brantford
Paulmac's Brantford @paulmacsbrant
116 Followers 86 Following
Volunteer Brantford @Volbrantford
205 Followers 44 Following Volunteer Brantford will connect you with opportunities to volunteer .
Fortune Cove @fortunecoveband
947 Followers 896 Following we play instruments sometimes. 🎶 Brantford, Ontario Pop Punk @fourchordmusic
GrandBridge Energy @GrandBridgeNRG
2K Followers 306 Following Welcome to GrandBridge Energy. Follow us for outage updates, energy-savings & safety tips. M-F 8:30-4:30 excluding holidays.
Brant Historical @Branthistorical
1K Followers 205 Following Celebrating the history of Brantford & Brant County! Est. 1908 https://t.co/4Uaa6kZha0
Brantford and Distric.. @BDLC99
184 Followers 162 Following The Brantford and District Labour Council is a not-for-profit organization representing the interests of working people in Brantford and the surrounding area.
Bobcat of Brantford @bobcatbrantford
318 Followers 269 Following Bobcat of Brantford is the official dealer of Bobcat products, that ranges from skid steers and mini-excavators, to a wide selection of in-store merchandise.
Bruce Jennings @Brantford_jobs
534 Followers 47 Following Aspiring writer and avid reader keeping things honest in Bell City. Phone tag in Telephone Town.
Brantford Bulldogs @BulldogsOHL
35K Followers 635 Following The official account of the OHL Brantford Bulldogs Hockey Club 🏆2018, 2022 OHL Champions
Brantford Wrestling @BTFDWrestling
63 Followers 47 Following June 7 - Proudly sponsored by Brantford Apparel @BrantfordApparel
The Bridge @TheBridgeBrant
58 Followers 22 Following We strive to help close the gap between the larger Brant community and the LGBT community
Steve Wilcox @stevemwilcox
2K Followers 2K Following Assistant Professor. Game + Instructional Designer. Research: pro-social play, social cognition, & critical design. He/him.
Wasik Arts @thomas_wasik
38 Followers 169 Following The Art page of Thomas Wasik is the home of the Original One of a Kind digital vampire graphic novel titled the Chronicles of Destruction the adventures of Jane
Brant Theatre @BrantTheatre
172 Followers 148 Following Theatre, Acting, Brantford, Bell Summer Theatre Festival, Community Theatre, Bell Homestead, Plays, New Works, Classical Adaptations
Escape Key @EscapeKeyGame
244 Followers 261 Following
Tim Hortons Paris @TimHortonsParis
197 Followers 115 Following This is the official Twitter account of the Tim Hortons Paris Restaurants!
Mohawk Lake Project @CleanTheLake
178 Followers 185 Following
Salt and Pepper @saltpepperbtfd
160 Followers 164 Following
TheAudibleDifference @AudibleBrant
49 Followers 140 Following We are Brantford's oldest Car Audio/Video/security shop!
Brantford Print @BrantfordPrint
19 Followers 50 Following
nithriverrecords @nithriverrecor1
480 Followers 2K Following The Smallest Independent Record Store in Canada.
McGonagalls Pub @McG_Pub
496 Followers 549 Following
Jay Bowen @bowensrecycling
414 Followers 2K Following your friendly neighbourhood computer technician is always available txt or call 226-920-9752 to book a appointment for any repairs or if you want a laptop
Dave Wrobel @dave_wrobel
327 Followers 255 Following
Michael Harrington @MillenniumSec1
250 Followers 501 Following LOCALS SUPPORTING LOCALS! Alarm & Video, Smart Home, Medical Alert, Cable Installation, IT Work, much more... Home-Office-Commercial-Industrial-Agricultural
Brantford Pride @BrantfordPride
694 Followers 605 Following This is the place to keep up on everything Pride!!
Brantford–Brant You.. @brantYLC
113 Followers 451 Following Official Twitter account for the @bbflateam Young Liberals. Working to elect a Liberal MP in Brantford–Brant in 2019.
Brantford Beer Fest @BtfdBeerFest
185 Followers 216 Following In partnership with The Closet Door -- Supporting the BGH Cancer Care Clinic -- #SUPPORTLOCAL
Microplay Brantford @MicroplayBrant
212 Followers 18 Following Video games, cards and collectibles! Mon-Wed: 10-6 | Thurs-Fri: 10-8 | Sat: 10-6 | Sun: 11-5 |
Brantford Kinsmen @BrantfordKin
518 Followers 222 Following Non-profit service club made up of community volunteers. Build your network, meet people and join our club! Serving the Community's Greatest Need. #brantfordkin
BrantfordAquaticClub @BAC_swim
648 Followers 479 Following BAC is committed to Inspiring a lifelong love of aquatics in a safe, enthusiastic & fun environment.
Brant Skills Centre @BrantSkills
2K Followers 2K Following We help adults improve their #literacy and #essentialskills for work, learning, and life since 1984. Located at 1-225 Fairview Drive, #Brantford, Ontario.
Northway Ford Lincoln.. @northwayfordlin
284 Followers 25 Following Proud to sell North America's leading car brand. Located in Brantford Ontario. #BuiltTough #CarNationCanada
Brantford Brant Norfo.. @bbnoht
444 Followers 184 Following Together we deliver and advance integrated, equitable, and person-centred healthcare
Brantford Symphony @bsobrant
1K Followers 436 Following “To provide access to the best symphonic experience, giving people of all ages opportunities for musical growth and education.”
Brantford Music Centr.. @btfdmusiccentre
620 Followers 406 Following Family owned and operated since 1979! Sales, service and music education. An authorized @Fender dealer and warranty depot with a certified guitar tech on-staff.
Because News @CBCBecauseNews
5K Followers 1K Following Canada's funniest news quiz 🎙 Hosted by @TVGavin @CBCRadio / @CBCPodcasts
Enigmatic Electronic .. @EnigmaticIntl
40 Followers 127 Following 🍄Owner: @Shroom_Tea🍄 🎶Home of: Enigmatic Music Reviews🎶 🎶1,600+ songs reviewed🎶 🙏A supportive community of artists🙏 👀Check out our LinkTree below👀
Clifford Myers @cliffordmyers
428 Followers 523 Following 🫘 Magic Bean Buyer 🇨🇦 Comedy Journeyman 🏫 Founder of The Other Comedy Company 📩 For Bookings 👉 [email protected]
Original Beatsters �.. @JakAndSky
124 Followers 358 Following Hip-hop's undead duo, Jak Hellington (@jakhellington) & Skyler Danes (@skylerdanes). We are the Original Beatsters. #ghostem 👻 #bellcity 🔔
Jak Hellington @jakhellington
77 Followers 119 Following Emcee, Producer & 1/2 of The Original Beatsters. Sunny Side Up Out NOW !! 🍳🍳 LINK BELOW ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Hey folks! 👋 I've thoroughly enjoyed supporting the local arts scene here on Twitter for the last 12 years but all good things must come to an end 😌 Please continue making your wonderful works of art which enrich this fine city 🔔 Thank you & take care, @ScottHendon
I've realized as a potter, I'm basically a human 3D printer. and I fail about as often as well.
@Brantfreudian That's a guy in the Dodge Ram problem!
Well, for multiple reasons - the main one being the loss of Tweetdeck - I don't see myself posting on here anymore. I have a dozen 'twitter' accounts and can't manage that any other way. This is super sad for me. This has been my go-to social network for a long time. (1/2)
It feels weird for this not to be the first thing I open every day. Perhaps even more sad is that the likely demise of this app is all because of one rich man's ego. Besides, the people I like seem to be going elsewhere... It's been a tweet. (2/2)
We're SO excited to share the TH&B Crossing Bridge Public Art Project is complete. All 112 panels painted by members of our community tell unique stories about #Brantford. Next up in the bridge revitalization is construction of a new deck starting July 17. bit.ly/3DbhylM
Saw this in the store today and was tempted, as it was one of the toys I always wanted but never got as a kid. Then I looked closer and realized I've now worked with all of these things in my Arduino builds, so I put it back for another child to discover.
What happens on the patio, stays on the patio. Come enjoy the warm weather at one of our amazing local restaurants. Here are a few suggestions to get you started: discoverbrantford.ca/en/news/patio-… #brantford #Patio #summer
The argument between Canadian news publishers and Google, Meta, etc. basically boils down to this: “You’re stealing our content by linking to it!” “Disagree, but OK, fine, we’ll get rid of the links.” “HOW DARE YOU!” cbc.ca/news/politics/…
The City of Brantford is looking for singers, dancers, poets, spoken word artist, musicians, theatre performers and live painters to submit their proposal for this year’s ‘Culture Days on the Trails’, taking place on September 23rd. Submissions are due July 26th by 4:30pm.
“I hate it when the waffles stick together” “Stickin’ together is what good waffles do” is divine Simpsons dialogue. How did they do it?
@TheExpositor I’ll support if atheists and witches can have a day too.
@Brantfreudian Nothing particularly new here. In my 34 year Brantford residency our Mayors have pretty much run amok. Sigh.
This whole sample snitching convo is wild. These people telling you to let artists steal are the same ones telling you to lock down your own music so that nobody can steal it. Like whose side are you on!? If you take a sample, credit it. Otherwise, LEARN TO PLAY A F'N INSTRUMENT!
Performer pic at the #MixedBreeds event this past Friday at Planet Paradise in TO 📸 Think I did okay for someone who hasn't performed in 11 years... 😴 I don't miss the anxiety but I did miss that feeling of rocking a crowd! 🙌 #LyricalAsylum #RawDogApparel #JDon #HipHop #Rap
A friendly reminder that when you used to rent videos from us. We didn’t care who you shared it with… As long as you returned it on time. @netflix
OH CANADA! I’m coming back to give you good old fashioned American oral NEXT WEEK! Get tickets to see me at the @SandersonCentre in BRANTFORD here: calendar.sandersoncentre.ca/Default/Detail…
It's-a me, the @FortniteGame n00b 🌳🧎♂️
We came out swinging for our 2nd single 🤺 Peep the new track & video '2 sWordsmen' now on YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=rPcigD… Releasing to DSP's soon... 👻 #hiphop #rap #ghostem #bellcity #canadianhiphop #canadianrap #newhiphop
A financial statement filed by Dave Wrobel indicates he spent almost $35,000 on his unsuccessful election campaign for mayor of Brantford, including $9,300 in costs for a vote recount. bit.ly/43gau2u
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