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6 years ago

@saraliciac Desire, discipline and determination

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6 years ago

Bill Tunbull has admitted to leaving handwritten poems down the arms of the BBC Breakfast sofa for Susanna Reid to find. “She never did” he said.

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Paul Bradley, AKA ‘Fat Nigel’ from Eastenders admits he doesn’t know what ‘DVD’ stands for. The 65 year old actor stated “Does it really bloody matter? Why are you asking these stupid questions?” Bradley then refused to finish the interview.

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6 years ago

Disgraced ex-army major Charles Ingram has begun legal battle against ITV chiefs for the rescinded £1m prize he & accomplice Tecwen Whittock allegedly cheated from quiz-show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? in 2001. He stated “[Tecwen] was simply displaying signs of Covid-19.”

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7 years ago

Andi Peters has made it through to the World Topless Darts Championships semi finals after a 5-0 thrashing of reigning champ Ray Winstone. In a post match interview he proclaimed “You dream of it as a kid, but you never think you’ll actually do it... Bullseye!”

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7 years ago

“Probably some sort of Quiche...” was the response from Andy Abraham when asked what he’d prepare if he were to appear on Ready Steady Cook. “Well you just can’t go wrong with a quiche, can you?” he chuckled. “Cheese, eggs, pastry. Brilliant.” Let us know what you would make.

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7 years ago

Fiona Bruce has finally quashed rumours alleging she missed her cousin’s funeral in 2011 and instead, enjoyed a marathon 21 hour binge watch of the popular 80’s show Beadle’s About. She stated “[I] don’t even like it, never did... in fact, I think Jeremy Beadle is scab.”

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7 years ago

Controversial comments made by ex Art Attack presenter Neil Buchanan leaves climate change activists furious for a second time this week. The now deleted tweet read “I leave my car running whilst I’m at the cinema . Lol.”

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7 years ago

Rhubarb, Grange Hill & ‘Extreme Ironing’ are just a few of Will Mellor’s favourite things. “50 big ones to any man that can iron a crease in a pair of formal trousers quicker than I can” boasted Mellor. Find out what else is keeping the actor busy during quarantine.

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7 years ago

Lenny Henry claims that once he ‘pops’, he can in fact ‘stop’. His rebuttal comes as reports of a Pringle addiction surfaced last week, when photos of Henry, 61, apparently show the comedian scoffing multiple stacks of the oval-shaped snack at a friends birthday party in 2006.

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7 years ago

Kate Thornton has spoken out against reports that she puts the squash in AFTER the water when she’s making a drink. “Do I look like a f***ing muppet? I know how to make a cordial-based beverage.” More to come.

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7 years ago

Pauline Quirk has finally spoken out against controversial Heinz Baked Beans slogan ‘Beanz Meanz Heinz’ stating “No it bloody doesn’t. Let people make their own minds up.” Before admitting her preference for the Waitrose own brand.

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7 years ago

Tulisa Contostavlos admits she wouldn’t ‘confidently’ be able to change the heating element inside her Currys oven but would ‘give it a whirl’ if there was no other alternative, adding “it’s not something they taught at my school, unfortunately.”

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7 years ago

Gardening icon Charlie Dimmock admits new stone statue partner isn’t ‘orthodox’ but she’s ‘happy’. “I see people looking but it doesn’t bother me.” Pictured: Charlie Dimmock (left) with new love interest Mermaid Statue (right), Garden Centre UK (RRP £89.99)

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7 years ago

Macy Gray has revealed plans for her latest album ‘Chitty Titty Gangbang’ is on hold after a legal meeting with Dick Van Dyke turned nasty at a local Butchers last week. “I went in for some chicken, but ran into some beef.” More here:

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7 years ago

In what is fast becoming a trend with dance-based presenters, Craig Revel Horwood has joined forces with B&Q to launch his new fence & shed paint product. “Initially I thought it was a ridiculous idea, but we’re making a shed load of money” stated B&Q top dog Thierry Garnier

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7 years ago

In an incredible turn of events, Lord Mayor of Horsforth Brian Cleasby has taken an opposing stance on the village’s decision to ban tribal tattoo art effective next year. He added “literally no one has any idea what they really mean. It’s basically just a permanent scribble.”