British Problems @British_problem

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British Problems @British_problem

4 years ago

Considering being environmentally responsible by taking the train rather than driving long-distance... only to find that the train fare is £200+ (compared to £50 in petrol) and the journey will take 4hrs (compared to a 2hr drive)

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4 years ago

Not hearing someone for the third time so just laughing and hoping for the best

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4 years ago

Being alone in my love of pigeons

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4 years ago

National newspapers putting your local beach in their “beaches you have to visit this summer”

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4 years ago

Judging other parents for parking in front of people's driveways on the school road

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4 years ago

Woke up this morning excited to see how much money I'd save buying a new flexi season train ticket before finding out it would actually be 3x as expensive as just buying standard day returns.

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4 years ago

Trying to contact the DVLA in any way shape or form.

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4 years ago

Dodging the minefield of dog turds every time you leave the house

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4 years ago

Toby Carvery no longer being self serve for the veg and not being brave enough to request for the server to keep piling on the roast potatoes until they start to fall off the plate.

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4 years ago

It is an absolute shambles that big pudding have convinced the nation that sticky toffee pudding should have dates & raisins in them

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4 years ago

People being too lazy (or perhaps too cool?) to indicate when taking their first exit at roundabouts

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4 years ago

Biting into a Gregg’s steak bake, confident that it will be the same lukewarm temperature as yesterday’s steak bake, only to find the serving staff have pulled some kind of sadistic bait and switch routine and you now have a mouthful of molten mince lava inflicting third deg…

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4 years ago

When you've finished washing up, admiring your handiwork whilst draining the water, only to spot an entire pan you missed.

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4 years ago

Being chased Benny Hill style off a canal path by a goose who’s clearly got the hump today

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4 years ago

Being English and wanting the other British countries to win in football knowing fine well the other British countries support any country against England

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4 years ago

Green "sunflower" lanyards now fully hijacked and synonymous for Anti-Masker.

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4 years ago

Being a truly awful son for not posting on every form of social media about how much I love my dad.

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4 years ago

Oh of course, if you hadn't plastered your Instagram story with pictures of your Dad, and the caption reading something along the lines of "I love you", I'd have automatically assumed you hated the geezer.

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4 years ago

Asking someone in the office if they’ve had a haircut only to find out that they had their ears lowered instead.

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4 years ago

Twitter keeps autocorrecting "#taskmaster" by putting an emoji of Marvel's Taskmaster character after it, when I'm really talking about the panel show hosted by Greg Davies and Alex Horne.