People want Tom Cruise in the Criterion Closet when we all know he’d be the first person to not pull a single movie off the shelf, let alone mention one. And you’d still come away believing he lives and breathes this shit
The joke is because of the whole Letterboxd 4 debacle and how he wouldn’t cite an actual movie, not that Cruise has never seen a movie. I’m sorry this seems to have rubbed the Very Serious among us the wrong way, he’s one of my favorite actors too. It’s all gonna be ok
@BrndnStrssng The theory that Tom Cruise doesn’t watch films is still the most bizarre shit I’ve seen on this website.
@BrndnStrssng i believe in Tom’s power to pull any movie off the shelf and describe it perfectly despite likely never having seen it
@BrndnStrssng Tom Cruise famously watches an old Hollywood movie every single night, on film, when home.
@BrndnStrssng I truly believe he'd already own every movie in that closet.
@BrndnStrssng He’d probably walk in and say, “oh I already have all of these in a closet at home” and walk out.