Building Slut @BuildingSlut
My apartment is the worst. My nosy judgy landlady, Mother Superior, lives next door. She thinks I'm the Building Slut. Written by Alessia Costantini. The Convent - LA, CA Joined December 2010-
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@kylethepeck Sorry for the radio silence... @BuildingSlut has been on a loooong hiatus. But she's still dealing with Mother Superior's crap.
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Tenant: My dad passed away, so I'm going out of town for a bit. Mother Superior: Oh sorry. Is your car leaking oil? It's staining your spot.
In case you're wondering, Mother Superior is not attractive. #manish #aggressivelydyedhair #stocky #linbackeresque #hasalimp #permascowl
If a guest comes to visit The Convent, I'm on a race to beat Mother Superior to the gate. If she wins, she interrogates the SHIT out of 'em.
Mother Superior went out of town and told every single neighbor but me. For me, she wrote a note that said not to talk to my neighbors.
Have just learned that Mother Superior is RELATED to Hot-Brit Neighbor for whom I was lusting. Vomiting. #UNhotbritneighbor #nolongerhot
The walls of The Convent are so thin, Mother Superior's old-lady air freshener is seeping through them and into my apartment. Disgusting.
Just heard Mother Superior LOUDLY bitching about me to a neighbor. "She walks across that floor and she's always flushing her toilet!" #loud
Oh, when I met Hot-Brit Neighbor he was attached to a blonde bimbette. When I held out my hand to shake his, he said, "sorry, hands full."
It's no secret Mother Superior has a weakness for "young men." No doubt she's crushing on Hot-Brit Neighbor. GAME ON, bitch. #buildingslut
Apartment #1 is talking loud on her cell phone. Mother Superior has come out onto her balcony to glare at her menacingly. #quietpolice #shh!
Came home today with Victoria's Secret. OF COURSE Mother Superior was outside to glare at the bag and judge me. #secretisout #hussy #judgy
MOTHER SUPERIOR: "What do you think of the wall?" DALE: "Yeah." MS: "It's my new wall. To keep those neighbors out. I won." #shealwayswins
MOTHER SUPERIOR: "You like my new wall?" ME: (perusing plain cinder blocks) "It's... great." MOTHER SUPERIOR: "I know. It's a great wall."
Mother Superior has finally solved her looong dispute with "The Polish Crooks" next door. She has built a new wall. She LOVES her new wall.
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