Business Humor _ @BusinessHumor_
Humorous tweets tailored from authentic business statistics.Views expressed are in no way affiliated with parties mentioned.File Lawsuit:[email protected] WALL STREET Joined March 2012-
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BREAKING NEWS: The country of Turkey will now be called pastrami. At least they won't go Hungary!
American Airlines and US airways announced they are merging into one company.Still a better love story than Twilight.
Target, the victim of a massive security hack. To be fair, you were kind of asking for it.
If you have no debts and $10 in your pocket, you have more wealth than 25% of Americans.
Google is making laptops. Apple is making watches. I better be able to buy a Blackberry automobile by the end of the year.
Cosmo Magazine writes terrible sex tips to keep its readers single so they'll keep buying it.
There's no such thing as Santa Claus or AT&T reception.
The Price is Right lost a lawsuit for 9.7 M against a former model on the show. On the bright side, the correct retail price is 10 Million.
Give me brains...I mean, earnings per share. Here are 2 "Zombie" firms coming back to life: mot.ly/X0MFHO
There are the same number of people on Facebook today as there were people in the whole world in 1804. #MindBlown
Good to hear that the real #NFL refs are back. Now all the replacements can finally return to Foot Locker.
Meet The HTC 8S, A Crappy Mid-Range Windows Phone Device No One Will Buy tcrn.ch/OEYuex
GoDaddy web systems down. Outrage affecting millions of websites, one of them including Twi **(hosting error)
5k Chinese Students Forced To Work On New iPhone5.That's a disgrace to humanity..10k would have accelerated the process bit.ly/RN61IP
27% of the full-time working population with 9-5 jobs work over-time on average 3 days of the week. RT if you ate dinner on time today.
New iphone5 features are really cool. Check it out..
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