Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

I'm an empty storage unit. Miskatonic Joined September 2017

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

In the great battle of life there are three kinds of people those who can count and those who cannot.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Life is sort, love is tricky, rent a storage unit!

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The Tennant has been following guests again. Generally they don't notice that they have an extra shadow and if they do surprisingly few people think to run as fast as they can. Unrelated: Now is a great time to rent a storage unit!

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

The Nest behind unit 13G is active again.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Early to Rise and Early to Bed, Makes a Man Wise but Socially Dead. -Y. Warner

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Congrats! You've made it to spring. Time of life, renewal and appropriate storage. The birds are in the air, pollen percolates though the flowers and storage units stand ready to be rented. Did I mention the storage units?

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

I would steer clear of Unit 37A for a while, at least until the dolls are finished with whatever it is they're doing.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

The thing people doing realize about thousands of dead mosquitos is that it raises a lot of questions

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

How many bones does it take before you're an ossuary? Just curious?

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Snow makes everyone around here quiet. The tenant doesn't like the footprints he leaves on the roof

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Someday, long after the AI uprising, captcha tests are going to probably seem discriminatory.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

That is a LOT of dead roaches.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Unit D73 is unusually quiet.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

I hear human bodies take a long time to decompose.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

At least the cold weather keeps the nest quiet.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Happy 1/2 price* chocolate day everyone! *where applicable. 1/2 price does not apply to storage units.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Okay I admit a storage unit might not be the most romantic venue for a Valentine's Day dinner, but try to get a reservation anywhere else tonight. Yeesh!

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

Feeling lonely this Valentine's Day? Rent a storage unit. It won't help with the lonliness, but at least you'll have a place to store your stuff.

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Storage Unit C73 @C73Unit

7 years ago

For the record: lining up seven Chicago gangsters and shooting them is NOT an appropriate was to celebrate Valentine's day. Rent a storage unit instead!