CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

A 911 dispatcher who rather say this online, than on the phone. Facebook.com/ca911dispatche… California Joined June 2012

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

Not sure why, but I'm suddenly in the mood for a #KlondikeBar And the Jingle is stuck in my head, what would you do for a Klondike bar?

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

When you need a translator for the translator 😫😖 Just repeat what I said and stop asking extra questions 😡 #911Dispatcher #EmergencyCalls #NoHabloEspanol I should have completed Spanish in college 😆

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

👮🏾‍♀️911 emergency. 📱 oh no, I don't have an emergency! 👮🏾‍♀️ was this an accidental dial? 📱no, there's an emergency! 👮🏾‍♀️I'm sorry, I thought you said you didn't have an emergency. What are you reporting? 📱well I don't have one, my girlfriend does. He was technically right. 🥴

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

Here we are again folks; impending doom this evening in the form of another #CaliforniaCurfew Hopefully we can get it right by getting our #COVID19 cases down. Tired of life being on hold while taking calls from people who clearly aren't doing their part to #SlowTheSpread

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

Why issue an order that won't be enforced? We are skating on thin ice here. When does the scale tip from protecting the people to controlling the people? No matter what, you won't please everybody.

Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor

5 years ago

Why issue an order that won't be enforced? We are skating on thin ice here. When does the scale tip from protecting the people to controlling the people? No matter what, you won't please everybody.

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

You have to laugh to keep from crying sometimes. #911Dispatcher #DispatcherLife #Covid_19 #wildfires2020

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

So glad it's not just my crew lol. The details we know & things we share at 2 am 😳 #911Dispatcher #NightShift #Police #Fire #Medical

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

📱Is this 911? 👮🏾‍♀️Yes, what is your emergency? 📱I DON'T HAVE AN EMERGENCY! I just wanted to make sure I had the right number. 👮🏾‍♀️yes, 9-1-1 is the right number to dial if you want to reach 911. Only if you have an emergency though. 📱I know that, I'm not stupid. 👮🏾‍♀️ok... 😶

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

The life of a #911Dispatcher on graves #dispatch

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

5 years ago

📞 yes there's a stray cat that's dead in my backyard, and I don't know who it belongs to 👮🏾‍♀️o...kay... how can I help you, what is your emergency? 📞 well I called animal control and they were closed, can you guys do anything about it? 🤦🏾‍♀️😐 #911Dispatcher #DispatcherLife

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CA 911 Dispatchers @CA911Dispatcher

6 years ago

Late night conversations after working a bad collision where a patient lost a limb are always interesting. Scenario - you lost all of your limbs and have $10,000. You go to the limb store (yes that's a real thing), each limb cost $5,000 each. Which limbs are you buying?